I am sick of people making a sad face when they find out that I don't attend any religious services.
In the past, whenever I was asked "What church do you attend?" I would reply, "None."
But I soon tired of the looks of pity I got in response.
So now, whenever I am asked, "What church do you attend?" I answer with a question:
"Where did Adam and Eve worship before the Fall?
(the response is usually something about Eden. If they don't answer the way I want them to [lol] then I supply the answer for them)
"Well, if a Garden was good enough for them, it's good enough for me..."