Hello, 68storm.
First off... I must agree with my fellow posters and say what an excellent post! Just excellent. I was raised a Dub (from the age of five) and left only a few years ago. What you've said here is so accurate it's funny.
Secondly, you asked:
Where do you think this post belongs? and how can I put it there. (please refrain from answering if you are going to mention a dark body cavity.)
Here's how: go to your original post (or any of YOUR posts) and click on the edit icon (the one just to the right of the date... the one with the pencil). It will take you to a screen that has a drop-down menu at the top which will allow you to change the topic to the proper forum Friends, where this one surely belongs.
On the other hand, as long as folks are posting to this thread, it will stay on the "Active" page, so in the end, you may not have to do anything.
Again, very good observations.