I'm Hot for Doctor (page 2)

COMF

Believe me, Ruby, I would, I would! I would have a long time ago, but... although she doesn't wear a ring at work, I know that as of a year ago, she had a husband. That's why I say, "How do you know if...?" I suppose I could try something in the exam room like, "So, um... what's your hubby up to these days?" to see if I get "Bitterly fighting me in court for half of my assets" as a response... but it's too blatant, it lacks finesse.

Or I could call her at home, and if a man's voice answers I could say, "Oh... you're still here. Okay. Well, I'll check back in six months. Bye, now..."

ballistic

Our medicare or 'healthcare' as we call it in the UK is paid for through taxation and costs a lot less than in the US, but I can see why now. You obviously get a lot more for your money!!!

bluesapphire

COMF I loved your story!!!!

I hope it has a happy ending for you. Maybe she is unhappily married thinking about a divorce. Maybe at night when she sees her husband she is really seeing you right now. Maybe you could invite her to a cup of coffee or something after work. Something easy for her to say yes to. I think you should go for it and post every detail here.

RubyTuesday

Hehe..COMF! Even if a man answers..it might not be her husband.Just say you are taking a survey on happily married couples.

Hmmm

As she places her fingers in the right places to check for whatever it is that doctors check for down there, she says, "It's a touchy issue with some . I want you to be comfortable. Cough for me. Now I need you to turn over on your left side."

"Not a touchy issue at all," I reply hopefully. "Just pretend it's your husband. I'm sure he's used to it by now."

"Well, he was used to it."

"Was?"

"Yes. He died six months ago."

At this point my semester of High School drama comes in handy. I feign the appropriate amount of sympathy, while inside I'm celebrating. "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that."

"Thank you, but not half as sorry as I." This is the clincher for me; I just love a grammatically correct woman! "It wouldn't be so difficult to cope, if it weren't for the will," she continues.

"The will?" I ask.

"My husband had a silly stipulation in his will. He left me millions of dollars, but I can't claim it unless I remarry within three years..." At this point our eyes lock. I notice the the tiny lighter flecks in those brown pools of radiance. The heat between us is searing as she continues, "There is one more condition in the will," she continues.

I'm almost afraid to ask, but like a moth drawn irresistibly to the flame, I must. "One more? What's that?"

Dr. Maria leans almost imperceptably closer to me. Her voice is positivily husky as she whispers, barely audibly, "He must have no STDs."

OK chances of it working out quite like that are slim, but it might be a way to find out her relationship status.

Hmmm

Edited by - hmmm on 5 November 2002 20:2:26

Dutchie

I believe I have some helpful advice to offer.

Wait a week or so and then call the doctor and make another appointment because you want to check out some pain in your knee (your arm, your neck, you choose). During her examination you openly flirt with her. At first make conversation about your ailment, then try to make a smooth transition into personal comments about the length of her hair or the shape of her eyes. Make it seem as if you're joking so if it blows up in your face you can always say that you were only fooling around. Make her laugh. It's surprising the amount of information you'll get when a woman starts to laugh.

Lastly tell her that you heard that her husband is a lawyer and if she would mind giving you the name and address of his office as you have some property to sell and you need an attorney's advice. She will either tell you that she is not married or tell you her husband's true profession. Either way you'll know what's up.

Let me know.

teejay

Interesting reading, COMF. How'd you come up with the idea for it?

somebody

H i COMF,

Aiee, caramba, what a woman! So how do you ever find out, if your doctor enters the "available" list, anyway?

You don't.

I live for moments like these.

That's why it's a good idea not to find out. You don't want to ruin those moments , do ya?

I hope you never run out of moments like those.

peace,

somebody

riz

hi andi!

long time no see! except for the pictures that six took, which were gorgeous btw.

((((andi and neil)))) congratulations!

and Hmmm, that was very funny

love, riz

Dr Maria

Please come back to my office at once, my hands are not cold now. And if they remain that way you know what they say....

Cold hands warm ............... you fill in the blanks.

I'll have your blood pressure soaring in 2 minutes after I loosen that belt again. This time I wont ask you to cough.

Aiee, caramba, what a man!

Dr Maria, of the I can't say if I am avaliable class, but you get my drift.

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