Hey watch it ya'll, thats my grandmother. And yes, she is a cereal killer. Her last victom was found in the park with a bowl of cornflakes in his hand, and a banana shoved up his butt.
Is SYN a Cereal KIller?
by Perry 21 Replies latest jw friends
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outcast
ROFL Sanddigger, now that was funny!
Now to just get the visual out of my mind.
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Reborn2002
She looks like she was subjected to one of those NASA tests conducted on astronauts in which they are subjected to gravitational forces far beyond normal and their skin and face begins to fold into itself!
SCARY SHIT!
She probably is a loyal Dub who was on a Bethel Tour and accidentally walked in on the "Faithful and Discreet Slave" Governing Body members getting their daily enema from a hospice nurse, and only then did she realize the men whom she regarded as inspired prophets and the mouthpiece of God, are really only old decrepit bastards who need more fiber in their diet to be able to properly take a shit.
Just my 2c.
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SYN
She does look a bit like she's in a windtunnel, doesn't she?
To me it looks like she was standing behind a jet plane's exhaust cone at an airshow or something.
Note that doing something like that is probably not very good for your health (or your standing in the Congregation for that matter, what would the Elders think?)
The Sister in my profile pic needs to pray more and be a better wife, then Jehover will bless her sweet, wind-blown ass with a new Bible Study or two so that she can discard her magazine route, which mainly consists of dumping old Watchtowers in laundromats, for something with a bit more "spiritual meat", such as witnessing at Air Shows behind the planes.
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LyinEyes
This is too weird Perry,,,,,,,, I mentioned in a reply to something after syn, either a post by him or some thing about this picture. And I said the very same thing about that scarey looking woman, and the cat scared me too. That cat was spooky, This lady picture is ... distrubing...........lol for real.
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Perry
Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one here with a sick sense of humor.
Imagine being 7 years old and this woman is applying for a nanny position at your house. Your parents are talking about how qualified she seems and you know that they are going to hire her. You'll be ALONE with this woman for hours every day. All you can think is," Why can't my parents see how psycho she is? It is so obvious!"
On the first day at work, when your parents go to work, she chases you with a giant chef's knife screaming at the top of her lungs, I don't want you to die at armageddon!"
I wonder if the FBI has a profile of that?
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SYN
She would probably get counselled for having a "bad attitude" or something if she had been in MY Congregation. Our Elders were strict!
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LyinEyes
HEHEHE,,,,,,,, in my old congregation, they would tell this woman to get more field service time.
After all it was the cureall for all sorts of ailments, including psyhco behavoir problems. It was like a band-aid,,,,,,,,,,,, 90 hours should cover ya just fine.
I think they put on the pioneer form , a special section for any criminal activity for you to fill out. Remember you have to be honest, Jehovah watches you will you fill out that form. So if you say yes to being any kind of deviant or criminal, I think that especailly qualifies you for being a pioneer.
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Scully
The really scary thing about that pic is that she is almost the spitting image of my late (d. 1986)mother in law. Only the bi.. *cough* MIL never smiled.
Love, Scully
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Vivamus
Well, I am quite disapointed in you giuys. That too is a human being with feelings!!! [and in bad need of a haircut...]