Are You A man Or A Woman?

by SpannerintheWorks 79 Replies latest jw friends

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  SpannerintheWorks

  Sometimes, the gender of a poster is relatively easy to deduce due to their style of posting, and, dare I say it, their choice of vocabulatory.

  But sometimes it is difficult to know if you are "talking" to a man or a woman (or homosexual).

  OK, right away, I hear protests of "what the heck does it matter?"

  Well, I just think it would be interesting and would help clear things up a bit!

  Maybe it is just me, but I like to get a picture in my head as to whom I am talking to!

  I've also noticed that some posters call somebody who I know to be a "she", a "he" and vice-versa.

  For some reason, that determines how they (wrongly) reply to to them.

  I think it is important that we know whether we are talking to a man or a woman.

  Does anybody agree?

  What is your thought?

  Spanner

  Edited by - SpannerintheWorks on 7 November 2002 14:20:53
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  joannadandy

  *looks down her shirt*

  I hope those aren't man-boobs...
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  Matty

  Joanna, thank you for clearing that up for us.
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  simplesally

  Here is a test:

  Things You Will Never Hear A Woman Say:

  1. I love to pick up your dirty laundry off the floor and wash it, but not
  as much as I love watching you sitting in it to watch your football game
  drinking beer.
  2. Biologically my body is built to serve you and nothing else.
  3. Oral sex is my favorite hobby.
  4. During my bad week, I'll get you a hooker.
  5. Does this make my butt look too small?
  6. PMS is just a myth.
  7. That guy has great breasts.

  Things You Will Never Hear A Man Say:

  1. I'll sacrifice my career goals and dreams to stay home and
  cook for you.
  2. Sure she has a great body, but how's her personality?
  3. Beer leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
  4. When Bambi's mother was shot I cried.
  5. Forget the game, Oprah's on!
  6. It's your decision.
  7. I care.
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  RandomTask

  Man, heterosexual and I AM wearing pants
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  SpannerintheWorks

  Thanks for the confession, Random. If you were a girl, I would have shot myself due to my inability to differentiate between man and woman.

  Spanner
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  Gopher

  My real name is in my profile. If anyone won't bother to check it out, I will (to them) remain a rodent-like figure in their imagination.
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  scootergirl

  I can bring home the bacon........

  Fry it up in the pan.......

  And never never never let you forget the romance.....

  Cause I'm a woman...............
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  Englishman

  Here's a clue.

  I used to play football. It was very difficult in stilletto heels.

  Englishman.
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  SpannerintheWorks

  Gopher,

  My real name is in my profile

  I'm sorry, but I thought you were a female! (No offence, mate!)

  Scootergirl,

  Cause I'm a woman......

  Never doubted it, girl!

  BUT DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?

  Spanner