by kelsey007 25 Replies latest jw friends
What is the meaning of life?
You are born, you drink beer, then you go to the big pub in the sky where all your mates are waiting w/a pint glass that is never empty and it never reaches last call...
Define time?
There are two kinds of time...before noon and beer thirty...oh no 3 kinds...I forgot to include 4:20.
Define space?
Anywhere you can pass out and not get mugged while asleep..
I this all real?
As far as you know...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer of the "Jeremiah 25:27" class
What is life? A magazine
What is time? A magazine too
What is space? A magazine too
Is it real?
Real enough for me.
Time and space are two run away pintos pulling a surrey.
The meaning of life is to hold on.
Is this all real? Yes!
IW
IW...you mean a couple these pulling the cosmic surrey?
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Valis,
LOL, what a ride!! Poor little surrey, hope it holds together.
IW
*L* IW...don't worry your pretty little head...I don't think they ever went over 50 anyway!!! *LOL*
Sincerely,
District Overbeer of the "Pintos, Gremlins, AMF.. Oh MY!" class
