by Francois 14 Replies latest jw friends
Everyone round here is living in fear... Ill never trust squirrels again.
Knutsford, England, residentBlanche Kellye, on a squirrel that has attacked several city residents
The above quote is from this week's Newsweek. How come they don't just make a nice rice pilauf from that squirrel?
These are the people who are going into Iraq with us? What happens if they run across a vicious prarie dog on the way to Bagdhad? hehehehe
Hey, I drive through Knutsford every day on my way to work and it's no laughing matter. That squirrel could well have become a killer.
What a sad nation we are
good one, 'Swa!
vicious prairie dog hahaha
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just look at the bloodthirsty monster. i can see why there is cause for alarm!
Edited by - riz on 13 November 2002 16:55:6
Let's not come down too hard on the Brits just yet, that squirrel could be rabid.
I hate squirrels.
Hey - its no joke.
I got bit by a Squirrel at my moms place.
I saw it appear with blinking, cute, little eyes on her fence between two trees. I thought - ahhhhh, bless! So I offered it my finger.
He took it !!!
Right between its teeth and bit hard.
That hurt BAD .... I let out a mighty roar and the little shite leaped before I could bite back.
I still love Squirrels though and entice them into my own garden with nuts and acorns.
..... (little do they know that I also have a rifle with a scope )
Perhaps a couple of well trained american smart bombs could take care of those furry terrorists Just give 'em the exact coordinates.
SS
I have told this tale before,but its appropriate.
Many years ago I got bit by a squirrel,there was a tree opposite my bedroom,and a branch came very close to my window.The family of squirrels which lived in the tree,well,well we sort of got used to each other,I would hold my hand out with peanuts on offer and after a while the squirrels would come and take the peanuts out of my hand,great,untill one of them tried to take one of my fingers back to its nest with it!,the scar was there for years,never underestimate a squirrel.
The only long term effect I suffered,is that 30 years later,I still get the urge to go to bed in October and get up again in March,
Take care,
Rich.
ha ha Rich ... and always keep a close watch out in case something goes for your nuts
Oh come on now, Francois.
We don't mind roughing up our kids, but, hell, don't anyone play rough with our pets!
Englishman.
