Aren't the annointed in heaven bored?

by SpannerintheWorks 15 Replies latest jw friends

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  Quotes

  They can't be bored, they are busy preparing for Harmageddon (TM).

  That's right, just working & planning how exactly 99% of the Earth's population will be slaughtered, planning the irrigation for the "rivers of blood", working on new ways to create famine, new diseases to wipe out entire populations. That keeps them busy. Not much time to prepare either, 'cuz the end is coming real soon:

  • 1914 will mark the end of the generation that saw the beginning of the pangs of distress in 1874
  • ok, whatever we said about 1874 now moves to 1914. And 1925 will mark the actual end of the end....um....sorry....
  • a generation is 30 years, so the end must come before 1944... um, wait just a second here...
  • no, 6000 years ended in 1975 .......er hang on a second here...
  • no, the scriptures say a man's years are "70 or 80" so the end is coming before 1994..... um, er, (sweating)
  • OK, the work will be accomplished before the end of this 20th century. .... yikes, um, er
  • OK, the word generation has absolutely no actual meaning. But the end is still coming during this generation. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket.
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  SpannerintheWorks

  Quotes,

  99% of the Earth's population will be slaughtered

  Do you know Quotes, it's actually even more ludicrous.

  6,000,000,000 people on the planet

  6,000,000 JWs

  6,000,000,000 divided by 6,000,000 = 1000 therefore 99.9% of world population will be annihilated!

  Sick or what!

  Spanner
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  Mary

  There'd be no reason to be bored.........not if Judge Booze Rutherford is bartender where everybody knows your name!
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  terabletera

  LMAO mary. Good one!

  Just think of all the watchtowers they are dictating via holy spirit. And books, and listening in on all those judicial meetings so they can, again, impart holy spirit. And giving their attention to every jw with a part on the school, as well as give fine words for the elder overseeing the school so he says warm fuzzies and ends it all with "I'm gonna mark you good on that"

  Come to think of it, being drunk does sound a heck of a lot better doesn't it.
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  JosephMalik

  Any ideas what they get up to?

  Spanner,

  Yes! I know exactly what they are doing. Nothing. They are dead, kaput, finished rotting corpses and have gone nowhere other than the crypt in which they have been interned. Their doctrine of going to heaven never was truth and no one can make a case for any human going there other than Jesus. The Watchtower phoney arguments do not work and no one on this board can use scripture to prove it either. It is that simple.

  Joseph
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  shera

  The way the WT taught,what heaven was like..yeh I'd say they are bored up there.All I can picture is,they are sitting up there looking down on us,judgeing if we are worthy to be sealed.

  other wise...I have no idea what to say heaven is like...besides beautiful.....