Misheard Lyrics

by Brummie 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • Brummie
    Brummie

    Ever sang the wrong words to a song? Which one?

    Got a kick out of this web site:

    http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/index.shtml

    Misheard lyrics:

    Macy Gray's, "I Try"
    Misheard Lyrics:I blow bubbles when you are not there.
    Correct Lyrics:My heart crumbles when you are not there.

    The Beatles', "Can't Buy Me Love"
    Misheard Lyrics:
    Get Babilone!
    Correct Lyrics:
    Can't buy me love

    The Beatles', "Hey Jude"
    Misheard Lyrics:
    Hey dude, yo make it bite
    Correct Lyrics:
    Hey Jude, don't make it bad

    Madonna's, "Don't Cry For Me Argentina"
    Misheard Lyrics:
    My manic sister
    Correct Lyrics:
    My mad existence

    Madonna's, "Frozen"
    Misheard Lyrics:
    If I could smell your farts
    Correct Lyrics:
    If I could melt your heart

    Madonna's, "La Isla Bonita"
    Misheard Lyrics:
    Last night I dreamt of some weirdo
    or
    Last night I dreamt of some bagels
    or
    Last night I dreamt of lumbago
    Correct Lyrics:
    Last night I dreamt of San Pedro

    Prince's, "When Doves Cry"
    Misheard Lyrics: This is what it sounds like, when dough flies or
    This is what it sounds like when doves collide
    Correct Lyrics:
    This is what it sounds like when doves cry

    etc

    Y'all probably have another th read on this same topic

    Brummie

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    Creedance Clearwater Revival
    I thought the lyrics were bathroom on the right
    Actually it was bad moon on the rise

    Try it out. I think I was right.

  • jack2
    jack2

    Yes, the Macy Gray song I Try....one time I asked my daughter "is she saying 'I blow bubbles'? Kid knew it was "heart crumbles" and we had a good laugh.

  • Mum
    Mum

    I used to work in a doctors' office. One day I was transcribing a medical report for one of the docs. While the doc was dictating, he allowed his 3-year-old son to take the microphone and sing his favorite song, "Jesus Loves Me."

    The tyke sang it thus:

    Jesus loves me; this I know,

    For the Bible tells me so,

    Little ones to him belong,

    We have teeth, but he is strong.

    Misunderstood lyrics are the specialty of the under 6 set. Theirs are the best!

  • TR
    TR

    Jimi Hendrix in "Purple Haze":

    'scuse me, while I kiss this guy! (kiss the sky)

    TR

    Edited by - TR on 16 November 2002 2:16:57

  • Smoldering Wick
    Smoldering Wick

    Here are some of my misheard lyrics:

    Song: Blinded by the Light
    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band
    The real lyrics were:
    Revved up like a deuceAnother runner in the night
    But I misheard them as: Wrapped up like a douche (I never understood that one)
    I knew their owner every night

    Song: Feliz Navidad
    Artist: Jose Feliciano

    The real lyrics were:
    Feliz Navidad

    But I misheard them as: Fleas on a dog

    Song: Two Of Hearts
    Artist: Stacey Q
    The real lyrics were:
    Two of Hearts But I misheard them as: Two Pop-Tarts

    Song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
    Artist: AC/DC
    The real lyrics were:
    Dirty deeds done dirt cheap But I misheard them as:
    Dirty deeds done with sheep

    Song: Ain't No Woman (Like The One I Got)
    Artist: Four Tops
    The real lyrics were:
    Ain't no woman like the one I got But I misheard them as: Ain't no woman like a one-eyed goat

    How 'bout this one....and the lyrics were real?
    Artist Donna Summer
    Song Mac Arthur Park

    Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don't think that I can take it
    'Cause it took so long to bake it
    And I'll never have that recipe again

    um....ok

  • betweenworlds
    betweenworlds

    That's very similar to the site http://www.kissthisguy.com very funny site :)

    My mother in law thought the song The Stroke by Billy Squire said "Strong man, Stunt man" LOL

  • Brummie
    Brummie

    Bwahhahahahh ROFL at all these

    Brummie

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim

    "Big Ole Jet Had a Light On"

    as opposed to the true lyrics

    "Big Ole Jet Airliner"

    Edited by - Yerusalyim on 16 November 2002 5:13:59

  • iggy_the_fish
    iggy_the_fish

    In When You're Gone, by Brian Adams and Mel C (aka Sporty Spice)

    Real lyrics: ...Oh, this is torture, this is pain, feels like I'm gonna go insane...

    I heard: ...Our best friend's daughter lives in Spain, feels like I'm gonna go insane...

    Quite why the their best friend's daughter's residence in Spain was causing them to loose their sanity I never did work out.

    Iggy the fish.

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