I used to like ketchup. Lashings of lovely red tomato ketchup smothering runny eggs, all mopped up with a doorstep of bread and lumpy butter. Yum.
But not any more. Oh dear me no. Ketchup now is a tune that sits in my head when I go to sleep and is still there when I wake up. Aaaagh!
Still, it's better than Sunshine & Lollipops. For 30 seconds worth, click on this:http://www.theketchupsong.com/
Englishman.