G'day all,
I read the news and I feel like I need some "light relief". How's about you? How's your weekend going?
Mrs Ozzie and I are just sitting down with some very exotic espresso coffee (you what that means, Mulan!) and it's a good time to do our weekend poll. So, are you ready?
This weekend's poll question is:
What did you consider to be the greatest crime you could commit when you were/are a Dub?
Rank the top twenty answers in order of greatness i.e. the worst crime mark as #1.
If you want to add others, that's fine. Number them from #21 onwards.
The top twenty answers are:
1. Murder
2. Blasphemy (i.e. saying you DON'T think it's Jehovah's organisation)
3. Getting to the meetings late twice in a week!
4. Fornication
5. Adultery
6. Smoking tobacco
7. Doing drugs
8. Falling alseep in the meeting.
9. Falling asleep on the platform!
10. Telling the elders "I think Silentlambs is doing a good work."
11. Posting to an exJW discussion board.
12. Getting your report in late.
13. Wearing a mini-skirt.
14. Wearing a pantsuit (only if you're a sister!!!)
15. Telling the elders that you want a few months off from field service.
16. Apostasy (what is that, again?)
17. Stealing
18. Lying
19. Going to university.
20. Asking the elders, "Since we know The Watchtower's been wrong before, how'd we know they're not wrong now?"
So, start reminiscing and get your poll returns in. Now don't get that report in late, ya hear?
Cheers, Ozzie