Are we suing the WTS? I want in!!! Yee-haw! I want compensated for my wasted youth, and for the torment and tears they put me through in junior high, and for twenty four missed birthdays and xmases.
Failing that, I'll take their signatures on this paper I'm writing that admits to everything they've done and the cost of publishing it in papers in every country and language that the Watchtower prints in. (I'd say do it in the Tower, but I don't trust those snakes)