Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving But Aren't
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
12 things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving...
by scootergirl 10 Replies latest jw friends
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scootergirl
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willdabeerman
damn scoot....see what you did to me..(sproing)....lol....pretty funny though
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orangefatcat
okay scootergirl this is a good one to wake up to. I love it. I have a question for you, did you make this up or did you read it somewhere or are you going to tell me your secret?
Love Orangefatcat.
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scootergirl
orangefatcat........I can't claim this as my own creativity! Actually, this was what I woke up to this morning from a dear friend of mine who has a great sense of humor!
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Valis
"Did you like that stuffing dear?"
"I can't wait to eat your pie!"
"Cream gravy on those thighs?"
Sincerely,
District Overbeer of the "Spanksgiving" class
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LyinEyes
I love the breast!!!!!!!!!ummm errrrr, of the turkey , that is!!!
Your stuffing is the best I have ever had,,,,,,,,,what's in it????
Bubba wants a leg, or a thigh,,,, he says it tastes better than the breast to him.
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imanaliento
LOL all the males in our house are breast men.
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shera
funnie stuff
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troucul
I like dark meat myself...
what
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orangefatcat
Do you want cherries on top of the whip cream.
orangefatcat.