Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!!
by eyegirl 23 Replies latest jw friends
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ring
Same to you too eye
Um......you draw that yourself?
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hamptonite21
And I had pizza for dinner tonight. Damn, I forgot what day it was.
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Granny Linda
Thank you. You, too.
granny
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Shakita
Happy Thanksgiving to you, too!
Mrs. Shakita
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scootergirl
A THANKSGIVING POEM
T'WAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT
TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING,
FLOATING INTO THE SKY
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING
AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED
PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE
CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.
MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY
HAVE NARY A LUMP,
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES
TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY
OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING BE BLESSED!!
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MegaDude
Let the feasting begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but only after the gratuitous drinking!
to be followed by the extra gratuitous groping and ....
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eyegirl
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!!
just again wishing everyone a wonderful thanksgiving. may we all keep in mind how loved we are to spend such a day with friends and family. due to some recent events at work, this thanksgiving means so much more. to appreciate the simple things--to be thankful for my my family and friends that i love so dearly. ((((((((((((((((((((((((hugs to everyone)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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xenawarrior
((((((((((((((eyegirl))))))))))
Happy Thanksgiving to you too!!! Have a great day!!! Love ya!!!!
XW
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WildHorses
Just a couple more hours and the Turkey will be on the table. The house smells of all things good to eat.
And so, in honor of this day, I pass on my Uncles favorite Thanksgiving prayer...........
Good food, good meat, good God, let's eat!
AMEN!