Good posts guys, esp. Queenie and Garbo. SwedishChef, try going for a bit more of a verbose style, like your other posts, tersity (is that a word?) doesn't suit you!
5 ABSOLUTE FRIKKING WORST THINGS ABOUT DUBS.
1. Protecting child molesters.
2. The Youth Book. ("Y00pH") Also known as the "No Real Christian Would Ever Squeak The Ewok And If You Do You Must Tell A Mature Christian About It So That They Can Call In The Elders On Your Pale White Ass" book.
3. My Book Of Bible Stories. (Translation: My Book Of Bible Stories Created To Scare The **** Out Of My 3 Year Old Impressionable Ass)
4. Dishcloths and Determining Of Intent Via Means Of Thongs.
5. Judicial Committees ("Starr Chambers")