Inky Pinky Ponky. (page 2)

sleepy

Inky Pinky Ponky,

for dinner I ate , not a Donkey

but roast Chicken instead

It went to my head

and now I feel all wonky.

TruckerGB

AAARRGH,I was right,my wallet went all of a quiver,and I just couldnt stop myself,I found myself buying Eman a pint.

WORLDWIDE FLASH WARNING.

If a certain person sidles up to you ln a pub,and whispers INKY PINKY PONKY in your ear,you will be rendered helpless against the wallet moth preservation.

BE WARNED.

This character will offer to buy a pint in return,AND THEN NOT PAY FOR IT,OHH THE HUMANITY.

Take care,

Rich.

Sentinel

Ahhhhhh,

The sound of laughter, is so pleasing to the soul. I remember this one from childhood:

Inky Dinky Spider went up the water spout

Down came the rain, and washed the spider out

Out came the sun and dried up all the rain

So Inky Dinky Spider went up the spout again

I've never liked spiders, but I always liked this bit of prose my mom used to sing to me.

Beck_Melbourne

Karen

Wasn't it 'incey wincey spider'???

I even know the actions LOL...

~Beck~

PopeOfEruke

I remember one also:

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my............Oh Bugger me, I'm a Sugar bowl.

Pope

PS I know the actions for this one too Beck!

TR

Popeye the sailor man

He lived in a garbage can

when he turned on the gas

he burned off his ass

he's Popeye the sailor man! TOOT TOOT!

Also:

I heard a black comedian tell his version of "My little teapot":

Ungawa! Black powa! Momma don't showa, and she STINK!

Edited by - TR on 29 November 2002 2:4:58

RandomTask

There once was a man from Nantucket...

you know the rest.

TR

Beat your meat on the toilet seat, doo-dah, doo-dah

When your hands get tired, use your feat, Oh doo-dah day!

TR

Edited by - TR on 29 November 2002 2:13:4

Does anyone remember 'under the bam-bushes'?? It was a hand clapping rhyme...my kids still do it except the actions have changed a bit and they now have a shimey and a bum wiggle in it...in my day it was just clapping...now its all jazzed up.

PS I know the actions for this one too Beck!

Here's an action game you can play. Pull your trouser pockets inside out and sway your hips from side to side....what are you???

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An elephant! You just need a trunk LOL.

~Beck~

Okay, so you need to be drunk first to find it funny!

Angharad

Mary had a little lamb

she tied it to a pylon

1000 volts shot up its bum

and turned its wool to nylon

Mary had a little lamb

it was a little bugger

it got up on the kitchen top

and did one in the suger

Learnt these when I was about 6, still make me chuckle

Inky Pinky Ponky.

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