A Limerick for Geoffrey

by JustVisting 17 Replies latest social humour

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  JustVisting

  There once was a man from Down Under,

  Who's speech was thought of like thunder,

  But when Pops came dow ill,

  Geoff flew in with a pill

  But the Crown said it's all just a blunder

  
  

  
  
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  Wasanelder Once

  There once was a Witness named Jackson

  Who came unprepared with the facts son.

  His daddy was sickly

  And he went to him quickly

  But the commission he took a big piss on.

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  He came to the land down under

  The Royal Commission stole all of his thunder

  Just to be rude

  He told them “get screwed”

  Now a subpoena should fix that fool’s blunder!
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  JustVisting

  Love it, keep those verses coming:

  There once was a man from Tuxedo,

  who claimed to abhor sins like paedo.

  But as it turns out,

  there's really no doubt
  

  He didn't live up to his hero.
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  joe134cd

  Wasanelder=you are a true poet. That was funny.
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  Splash

  An anointed Australian called Geoffrey
  Was part of a group called the GB
  With lawyers and money
  He thought it was funny
  To avoid being seen at the RC.

  But a Senior Counsel called Stewart
  On a mission to expose every pervert
  Thwarted all Geoffrey's plans
  Put some cuffs on his hands
  Brought him into the court, made him take part.

  The evidence he gave was revealing
  That JC's were harsh and unfeeling
  From the lies which abounded
  The Judge was dumb founded
  And witnesses worldwide left reeling

  So GB, please listen and know
  There's no hiding place you can go
  Thick elders cannot
  Protect all you lot
  In the end you will reap what you sow
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  doofdaddy

  There once was a jw called Jackson

  who had an unusual attraction

  Another called Michael being quite diabolical

  shared Jackson's attraction to young action
  
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  SecretSlaveClass

  A high ranking JW named O'Brian

  Told Angus Jackson's dad was dyin'

  And Angus protested, "You're lying!"

  The confidential documents procured

  May see the pedophile problem cured

  Yet caused the WT lawyer to start cryin'
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  nancy drew

  I hope that the GB will crater

  and may it be sooner than later

  that Lett is a creep

  who devours the sheep

  like a wild and dangerous gator
  
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  Vidiot

  These are really, really good.
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  punkofnice

  You may have heard of old Jacko

  A GB member quite whacko

  Thought he was so pucker

  Just a stupid old (can't think of a rhyme here)

  He loved protecting all paedos