Well according to the bible, yes the angels came down and had sex with women who then gave birth to the Nephelim giants. And Im sure the Tooth Fairy followed them down to experiment with the males and she gave birth to Peter Pan.
SO IM JUST WONDERIN.....
by brandnew 25 Replies latest jw friends
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GodZoo
Yep...that's the way the cookie crumbles..except maybe the still alive one on earth is old and not up for much boinkin...
Don't they teach that all will grow young and beautiful again with perfect bodies? So the old worn out nag that said anointed was married to and left to go to heaven will become Miss World within a year or two and have all the next set of rebellious angels after her.. not to mention having to watch her getting popped for all eternity by that slack ministerial servant that ended up marrying her in the new system..
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WingCommander
The Mormons (LDS) doctrine answers this in a much satisfying way. According to LDS, if you've been baptized (anointed) at Temple and are a man (or woman), when you die and rise up to the heavens you are assigned to a different blossoming planet of your own to rule over as a sort of "God". As such, you and wive(s) are responsible for having endless celestial sex in order to fill your very own planet. This is really good if you are a man, cause if you have (7) different wives, you can have a different wife for each day of the week! Women, sorry.....you're stuck with your man. May he have a magical schlong to your liking. Anyway, seeing as how the Universe is so infinitely larger than most humans can even comprehend, and seeing as how there are so many planets out there, I don't see how it would any problem for this doctrine. In fact, I often thought that even in the JW Paradise, once the earth got full and humans got bored, maybe Jehovah would allow us to travel to other worlds and explore and multiply. Seems sensible, does it not? -
brandnew
@wingcommander.........holy shitballs !!!!!!!! Never thought of it like that......i want a planet😊 -
blondie
Were those angels seeking sex (since they were neither male nor female in heaven) or power/legacy of having children, forming their own tribe and rulership? I believe it was not sex but the latter, building up their families and power and rulership on earth, something they could not do in heaven unable to have offspring. -
SecretSlaveClass
Blondie: Were those angels seeking sex (since they were neither male nor female in heaven) or power/legacy of having children, forming their own tribe and rulership? I believe it was not sex but the latter, building up their families and power and rulership on earth, something they could not do in heaven unable to have offspring.
Hmmmm... Best observation yet in my opinion.
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Beth Sarim
yeah, but wow, it has to be very, very tough on single people in the Borg these days. Feel very sorry for them,almost pity them. -
OrphanCrow
brandnew: But doesnt it say somewhere that angels got all horny checkin out earth chicks n stuff?
Yeah, maybe that is a disfellowshipping offense in the faithful and discrete angel class. Looking at earth chicks makes them into demons - that evil angel class. Demons are disfellowshipped angels. Thrown out on their wings - the apostate angels.
You know...the angels have to abide by the rules in Jehovah's Book of Rules for Angels - he hands those books out to those bigwig angels who get to meet with Michael...he is the angel who really directs all that singing up there.
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brandnew
@Orphan.....BWAH HA HA HA HA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂YOU SAID APOSTATE ANGELS.....thats good shit !!!! -
brandnew
Michael the arcrobat angel.......does flips and twirls in a single bound !!!!