Have you ever broken the silence this way before, at the hall?
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Edited by - jh on 4 December 2002 11:30:7
Breaking the Silence
by JH 12 Replies latest jw friends
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outbackaussie
ROTFLMAO!!
Being a lady and all, I NEVER did that...but it sure would have been a riot if I had! On a side note, didn't you hate it when someone let a SBD (silent but deadly) one go and the whole hall would reek of rotten eggs. All the kids would be giggling and holding their noses...ahhh the small joys!
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Utopian_Raindrops
LOL JH!!!! I Can say I Haven't BROKEN The Silence that way...but my DAUGHTER has!!!
I am so imature to say this.....the poor gurl has done some SILENT but DEADLY ones at KH to where the friends were going..."Oh.No!!! Not the plumbing again!!!"
At our KH it is septic tanks and well water!! Very stincky stuff!
When she heard them saying that she cracked up laughing but never said a word!!! While we all were pluggin our noses!!!
Ty 4 listening!!
agape,Utopian Raindrops
bye bye 4 now
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avishai
Once, when I was about 9, I farted so loud during prayer that the guy giving the prayer started cracking up.
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shera
That would be soooo embaressing....
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wednesday
ACTUALLY,
my hubby and i were at marriage counseling once. We had finished the session and we were saying goodbye to the therapist. I had ate a lot of prunes that day due to "back up".I leaned over and out came a really loud ugly soundling fart. Thank goodness it did not smell. I was so emabarrassed i just could not even look at the doc and my hubby said"my name!!". the he and the doc started laughing. I was mortifed.
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wednesday
Are u guys going to let me kill this thread?
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Utopian_Raindrops
Ok.....2 funny Wednesday!!!
Still NO we will not let you kill this thread!
AND Wednesday darling......do you realy believe your farts don't smell??
luvz you sugar!!
bye bye 4 now
agape,
Utopian Raindrops
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wednesday
i bear witness that this fart did not smell.
I have a finely;tuned gastro-intestinal system that-only produces; oderless farts and BTW my s**t don't stink either
Edited by - wednesday on 4 December 2002 0:56:48
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ChrisVance
Once when wI were about 10, 11 and 12 my brother, cousin and I were sitting in the back row of this tiny kh in Chinook Mt. A teenage sister in the row in front of us let one rip right at the beginning of the closing prayer. Of course, Orville gave one of his 15 minute marathon prayers while we tried to keep from laughing. From time to time we'd laugh right out loud. Just couldn't help it. My mother was sitting a couple of rows ahead and kept trying to motion us to go outside, but, of course, we didn't get the point because it would never have occurred to us to do something so evil as leave during the prayer so we just kept laughing. I'll never forget that one.