What's your favourite cola?

by JH 44 Replies latest jw friends

  • JH
    JH

    When you go to Burger King what do they have COKE

    When you go to McDonalds what do they have COKE

    When you go to Harveys what do they have Coke

    Most people prefer Pepsi, but most restaurants have Coke, explain that.

  • El Kabong
    El Kabong

    Classic Coke.

    Anybody remember C & C Cola from the old district assemblies? Ugh! Drinking warm C & C at Jersey City's Roosevelt Stadium.

  • betweenworlds
    betweenworlds

    LOL El! All we ever had at our assemblies was Shasta soft drinks. ICK!

    My fave is Classic Coke. It has this sort of nutmeg taste to it with a little bite, unlike Pepsi that tastes bland and flat (In my opinion that is ;) )

    betweenworlds

  • Utopian_Raindrops
    Utopian_Raindrops

    The reason COKE is served most often in most resturants is This System Of Things is ruled by Satan the devil who is a major stock holder in The Coke a cola company.He uses the profits each year to fund his puppet canadates for leaderships of countries...or pay armies for his puppet dicatorships . (Fidel Castro is his most favored henchmen where as Saddam seems to be ending his term of service real soon)

    Since Satan rules governents coke a cola was even sold in the former soviet union be for the iron curtain fell. At a time when Levi jeans and Pat Boone's 8 tracts were sold on the black market.(Thus we know God is major stock holder In Levi's and are aproprate atire for True Christians to wear....and Pat Boone realy does speak for God and you should send donations regularly when he sings on The Trinity Broadcasting Network so Jewish persons world wide can return to Isreal nad build homes one on top of the other ;as there are more Jewish Persons then land space)

    It is a well known conspiracy theroy that special government agents hi-jack semi-trucks loaded with pepsi and store them in area 51 thus causing a shortage of pepsi and forcing resturant owners into selling the less popular but still suitable for drinking coke a cola. The rumors that Area 51 is being used to store alien ships was propganda started by the CIA as a ruse to distract the American public and the World Wide Market from thier true diobolical plot! Which is basicaly to sell an inferior product for mass cunsumption with major profit earnings to fund The Dark Lord's evil world wide campaign!

    The only way to keep a clean conscience and be untouched by this wicked plot would be to avoid all coka a cola drinkers and stay away from establish ments that sell the unclean drink!

    I have many tracts and brouchures on this diobolic plot and for a voluntary donation I would be happy to leave you one.

  • Gizmo
    Gizmo

    Utopian_Raindrops

    you madame have the weirdest sense of humor....LOL

    how was the MS and SM tonite?

  • els
    els

    I don't know about the chain restaurants but where I am most places serve Pepsi. This is because The servicing dept. for Coke used to be based in Albany which is about 45 minutes away. If your soda machine broke down or you needed something you often didn't get any help till the next day. So most places went with Pepsi cause you could get fast service from them. Now the place where I work still has Pepsi cause the head of the sales gets my boss the most freebies; merchadise, golf games, tickets to events and local attractions, you name it. els

  • Scully
    Scully

    I like Coke! (Hate Pepsi)

    PS: JH, do you know why they call French Quebeckers "Pepsi"s? (.pu kcen eht morf ytpme er'yeht esuaceB) Sorry, that's an old one..... LOL just kidding! no offense, ok?

    I also got hooked on Cherry Coke, but they don't have it anymore. mmmmmmm yummy!

    Love, Scully

  • Utopian_Raindrops
    Utopian_Raindrops

    Scully,

    I am sorry for your choice in caffinated,carmel colored beverages...as Pepsi is the Choice of Our Heavenly Host and all The Myriads of Morning Stars who Aplaud with every purchase the mindless consumer driven masses make of this divinely blessed beverage.

    The reason in "els" area of the planet pepsi is easily obtainable had nothing to do with geographical location but because, An Angel from our LORD was able to wrestle and subdue one of Satan's Princes of that Region of the earth and thus make it impossible for Coke vending machine repair men to get thier wicked task acomplished!

    I sincerly hope that all persons would with much prayer and suplication choose thier cafinated carmel colored beverages more wisely and show suport for thier Grand Creator and His Morning Stars who count every drop of pepsi that is dribbled...spilled...or poured out onto the ground!

    If you like I could read to you this passage from "Consumer Reports" to help you make your carbonated beverage purchase decision.

    agape and amen neighbor,

    Utopian_Raindrops

  • larc
    larc

    Weeeeeellllllll, the cola wars rage, and I sit here with no preferance. I can't tell the difference between a Pepsi and a Coke. All I know is that they are both much better if they are flavored with bourbon.

  • Gizmo
    Gizmo

    The Soda THE LORD came to Earth to Drink

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