lmao. this really tickled my funny bone :)

by SPAZnik 10 Replies latest social humour

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik

    Dear Abby:

    I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month.

    My fiance's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding.
    She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me.

    She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened,
    she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom
    and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.

    I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...

    There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be.
    He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid
    and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me
    on passing their little test.

    Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought
    their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?

    Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was
    walking out to my car was to get a condom??

    hahahahaha. hilarious!

    SPAZ

  • Jesika
    Jesika

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

    I feel sorry for his wife-to-be if he was going to get a condom!!!!!! What a DOG!!!!!!!! I hope he was kidding about the last part.

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik

    Yeah, no kidding!

  • Jourles
    Jourles

    HA HA! That last part about the condom suprised me. It had me going thinking that he was doing the right thing by walking out - and I was also getting concerned that there was no punchline in sight. Fooled me.

  • riz
    riz

    that would make for an awkward thanksgiving dinner.

  • TruckerGB
    TruckerGB

    I find it rather amusing that he took 5 minutes to make his mind up!..

    Take care,

    Rich.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    What a bunch of ass-holes.

    I would be seriously pissed if someone did that to me.

    All trust in them would have been lost at that point.

  • TruckerGB
    TruckerGB

    On the serious side Elsewhere,I would agree with you.

    Cheers,

    Rich.

  • Surreptitious
    Surreptitious
    Yeah, no kidding!

    Certainly not if he wore a condom!

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik

    hehe Surreptitious.

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