What are your New Year's Resolutions?

by LyinEyes 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • Windchaser
    Windchaser

    (((((Lyin))))) It's never too early to think about ways to improve. Mine are:

    To be completely nicotine free (I borrowed a video from the library, The Truth About Smoking-haha)

    To get my driver's license (haven't had one for twenty years) and get my little Cabriolet (that my son just completely paid off) back on the road.

    To pay the IRS what I owe them and, hopefully, get some other debts paid off.

    To make more money.

    To redecorate and remodel my condo (I'm looking for a hard worker who will tile my floors/paint my walls-hint, hint.)

    To get outside more and climb them there hills.

    To meet more of you.

    To crochet each one of you a dishcloth (basket-weave pattern, in your favorite color/kitchen color).

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    Windchaser: hunter green and almond.

    Mine are, as always:

    Lose 20 pounds..............30 is better.

    Go to the gym where Princess goes, and go to the yoga class.

    Get my PIT of an office in order.

    Paint our bedroom, and take out the carpet that is 24 years old. (still in good shape, but it's BROWN)

    And one more............. Princess knows.

    Edited by - mulan on 12 December 2002 22:54:54

  • Windchaser
    Windchaser

    Mulan, you're ON! E-mail me your address and I'll send it to ya.:)

  • Country Girl
    Country Girl

    I, Country Girl, hereby RESOLVE to *not* do the following:

    * call husband "gay" anymore when he threatens to pout;

    * run around the fish tank and make the fish follow me, thinkin they are going to be fed;

    * spray the cats with the water hose;

    * scaring the chickens into a frenzy by shaking the doormat at them

    * lying to my teenaged son that there is a video camera hidden in his room

    * hiding under the bed and grabbing my husband's leg when he sits down on it, thereby scaring him out of his pants (hey.. the lady is a conniving tramp!)

    * screaming "OOOooOOOOO COOTIES!!! and running away in Wal-Mart when someone accidentally bumps into me

    * holding husband's eyes open with my fingers and blowing on them

    * poking finger in husband's mouth when he yawns (a truly time-honored tradition: 12 years)

    * holding husband's nose so he can't breathe

    * burning husband's leg hairs with a lighter

    * putting my arm under my shirt, making it look like I am one-armed while walking with husband at flea market

    * limping so I can ride the motorized shopping carts at Wal-Mart

    * eat all the dinner and say the cats ate it

    and last, but definitely not least, I RESOLVE, to:

    Finish that degree.

    Country Girl

  • LB
    LB

    I resolve to shave my head, before the end of the year.

  • Brumm
    Brumm

    I resolve to cut down posting so much

    Brummie (who is aware that rules were made for breaking)

  • asortafairytale
    asortafairytale

    I resolve to finally enroll in school

    I resolve to get out more and have fun

    and last:

    I resolve to learn to drive a stick shift

    ~asortafairytale~

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    Everone has really good resolutions. I am going to hold LB to shaving his head.....

    CountryGirl, I think you should continue to do these things to your husband, otherwise life might get too boring............ plus I am evil .. I like to be mean to men, and when I can't I like other women to be mean to men.

    Asortofairytale,,,,,,,,,,, I want to learn to drive one too....... I had it mastered for a few days and never did anymore driving in the standard..... now I forgot how ...........doh!

    I will not even begin to lie, when I say I will cut my internet addiction out........ actually JWD addicition. I am in total complete awareness of my addiciton and choose not to seek help for it................. oh the shame of it all!!!!!!!!!!!

    LyinEyes (not ashamed of her internet uses whatsoever...well maybe just a little)

  • larc
    larc

    I am with Dakota Red and Been There on this one. My list is memorized, since it has not changed in ten years.

  • scootergirl
    scootergirl

    countrygirl......you make me laugh! LOL......I love your list!

    My resolutions are:

    • be more financially organized this year
    • learn to quilt and actually make a quilt
    • learn to play the guitar
    • be more patient w/my children
    • organize all our tax stuff monthly instead of waiting until December to start

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