LyingEyes, all you need to do is get WT to tie a New World Translation to you! And by "tie", I mean SECURELY, with ropes and stuff. That way, at least you'll stop floating around
Proplog: 4 Days Until Armageddon Begins.
by SYN 23 Replies latest jw friends
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LyinEyes
Whooooooooooo hooooooooooo only 2 more days till the end of the world!!!!!!!!!!
Remember that song by Prince..1999,,,,,,,,, when it came out it seemed so far in the future , now that song and year has come and gone........
Today and tomorrow I'm gonna party like it's time up..........
If Armeggedon gets here before I have a chance to reply,,,,, that means I was not worthy to be in that wonderful New World............. I love you all.........heheh...... but wait,,,, aint yall going down with me????????????
There will be no more posting after Dec. 20, then because we will be bird food. And yes , even the lurkers will be bird food too......anyway,, gonna party on, dude.
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SYN
Hehehehehe. PARTY ON!
We'll call our party the "PRE-BUDGERIDGAR-SLAUGHTERFEST JAM".
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SYN
TICKTOCK!!!!!!!!!! Does Armageddon begin in a specific timezone?
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pettygrudger
I don't know - but just to be safe I went out & bought 10 cases of spam (and I'm a vegetarian!)
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Hmmm
SYN,
Could you contact proplog about postponing The End until... say... January 6th or so? I leave for vacation tomorrow and I'm thinking that dodging fireballs would put a crimp in my plans.
Hmmm
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SYN
Ehehehehehehe! PROPLOG, WHERE ARE YOU?
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SYN
WELL WELL WELL!
The 20th has arrived, and, so far, no budgies have been bashing against my windows with murderous intent.
I must say, I'm rather dissapointed. There was a little anti-budgie pellet gun and helmet in my "man-handbag" (knapsack) when I went to work this morning, ready to be unleashed against the evils of small birds with oddly shaped beaks, but alas, no such a thing happened, and my morning cycle to the office was approximately as exciting as watching bellyfluff accumulate.
Maybe Proplog got his calculations wrong? <nudges Proplog>
[SYN], Gloating Apostate Unbeliever Class.
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donkey
Pooplog,
Where is it? I sold all my worldly possessions on account of the prophecy.
I am a desolated ass now...
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blondie
Is it the 20th by the Jewish day? Maybe it isn't till sundown. Is the winter solstice tomorrow?
Blondie (at a time you think not it is coming is the Biblical Heisenberg principle)