I got my revenge by forgetting to sign my DA letter. What started off as an accidental oversight turned into a big laugh for me.
They sent me a cerified letter first asking for my signature on the last page, which they also mailed me. I filed it away for recycling purposes.
After a couple weeks, two elders stopped by early one Saturday morning and woke me up from a nap. They started of asking very sweetly for me to sign the letter, saying it wasn't legal without my signature. I replied, it was legal enough for you to announce publicly in the Kingdom Hall. To which they replied that they still needed my signature on it to make it legal. I replied, "don't worry about it." Again, they stated that the "Faithful & Discreet Slave" required my signature on the letter. Feeling a bit ornery by now as well as perturbed they had woke me up, I replied, "well, if he wants it, tell him to come get it."
They literally stomped out of the house, almost knocking each other over, while I sat their laughing.
Lew W