The difference between an elder and a terrorist...

by nicolaou 14 Replies latest jw friends

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  JAVA

  Terrorist have a plan.
  Elders don't have a clue.

  --JAVA

  ...counting time at the Coffee Shop
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  rob

  Pompadour haircuts and polyester pants. No stylish terrorists would be caught dead in them.
• 

  BugEye

  Terrorists condemn and torture their enemies.

  Elders condemn and torture their "friends"

  As a side not here is a list of useful Arab phrases:

  AKBAR KHALI-KIKI HAFTIR LOFTAN
  Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun

  FEKR GABUL GARDAN DAVAT PAEH GUSH DIVAR
  I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie
  down on the floor with my arms above the floor and
  my legs spread

  SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH OEH GOFTEH BANDE
  I agree everything you have ever said or thought in
  your life.

  AUTO ARRAREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH-HAST
  It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel
  in the trunk of your car

  FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARA
  JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN
  If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital
  appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my
  country in public.

  Dave
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  apostate

  Most of my elders were Spiritual Terrorists!
• 

  riz

  note to self:

  memorize above phrases and plan next vacation around arab district convention.