yep.................I was driving on the interstate from my residence to the hanger to make my flights over the east coast this morning, when I saw him. Him, and his little helpers. A whole DAMNED car load FULL of Them. He was driving, and while he looked rather dressed up, I knew he was in sheeps (errr, goats) clothing. Baaaah!!
Even though I was going about 75 mph, I was not fast enough. I looked up into the rear view mirror just in time to see him snarling down on me. I was stunned for a moment, and wished I was in my FA/18 Hornet so I could break the sound barrier and possibly escape, but no use. Bam!........there he was with his doom-wishers stuffed into a shiny, black, new Lincoln Navigator truck/suv. It was creepy, as here on the east coast of USA it had just snowed, and no one else's cars were clean, but rather all grey and white from dirt and salt. But not this SUV, it was as black as night, and probably pushing 90 when it came upon me. Like a bat out of Hell, I tell you!!!!! Speeding up was not the answer, I had to get into the right lane and let them pass. How do you outrun the devil?? I don't know......wish I knew. When He passed, his well-wishers looked over and smiled at me........a "fallen one" whom will die when Judgement Day comes, just because I work all day instead of being out Pioneering in order to get some brownie points. Of course, I am not rude, so I made the devil sign with my fingers, much as AC/DC fans do at a concert. They passed, and with it, my fright at being run down by the Devil.
So sorry I was in your way getting to Field Service Mr. Elder!!!
Wing Commander