Men & Women ... the explanation (page 2)

maximumflash

Mrs. Shakita(who would like to know how the h*** you make ashes into an egg timer!)

Guessing here. But I would think that it was the hour glass type with his ashes used like the sand would be?

xenawarrior

We men are simple.

Well, at least you are honest!!

Gives a whole new meaning when I hear someone say- "Hey stop that ya knob!!"

This was funny!!! Thanks for giving me a morning laugh!!

XW

Surreptitious

Well Simon, I guess this proves that it's not the size of your switch that counts, it's the direction that it points.

butalbee

Yep, us women have all these buttons to push, switches to turn on/off, but men seem to enjoy playing with gadgets so.............

onacruse

One big problem here...

women don't have an "off" button.

Ah, the possibilities!

There is a comedian named Rob Becker who says that women are born with more words than men. Women start off the day with like 3,000 words; men only have 1,500. So at the end of the day a man has used all of his words, but a woman is only halfway through. That's why when she asks him a question, he only grunts. 'Cause that's all he can do. He's out of words and won't be able to talk until the morning. Sometimes a man will pretend to read a newspaper and hold it up as a shield to protect himself against the barrage of words.

Simon

Tex ... Run ... SAVE YOURSELF !!!

We'll hold them back as long as we can !

Men & Women ... the explanation

joelbear