Kids Say the Darndest Things! Please Read This

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  • Funchback
    Funchback

    Below is a copy of excerpts from a newspaper column. It's actual letters from kids of different ages regarding their experience with Christmas. The things the children wrote are adorable! However, one of these kids is a JW (their letter is highlighted in Yellow). Please take the time to read these (especially if you have or love children!)

    Tell me if you think the JW kid is already a JW robot or not.

    The ENTIRE column is here: http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=6459803&BRD=1255&PAG=461&dept_id=159000&rfi=6

    Sprouts Writing Corner for December

    RED ROCK ELEMENTARY

    MS. JACOBSEN'S FIRST GRADE

    It was Christmas. I got a Christmas tree. Then I went home. I decorated the tree. I got to put up my ornament. I got to put up all kinds of ornaments. Then it was time for Christmas, I went in the tub, then I said good night, and I went to bed. My mom tucked me in. The next day I looked at my toys. -Seth W.

    Last Christmas when I was six my parents made sure that I didn't knock over the tree. I had lots of presents. It was snowy and windy. I couldn't wait! I was so happy! My parents drove me to my grandma and grandpa's, we ate dinner then we had presents. Then we went home, the next morning my parents woke me up and there were lots of presents. They gave me a computer game. I got a stuffed puppy. Then we had a pretty Christmas. -Alison T.

    I remember for last years Christmas I was sledding down my back yard hill on my sled. It was red. When I go inside my mom makes me some hot chocolate. When I go in after my hot chocolate I decorate the tree with my mom. I decorate it with light's, star's, reindeer, and a smore. -Nathan K.

    On a very very cold Christmas I had my very best friend Nicholas come over. When we went out side the snow was ten feet high. We played Candyland. Then we went inside to have Christmas dinner. -Erica M.

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    Something I'd want to do for others is make them happy. I like including my friends and being nice to others. When you make someone happy you always get a warm feeling inside you. Doesn't that feel good? I like to be kind, caring, and loving. I like being considerate of others and using my good manners toward them. I like to make things for others. I also wanted to thank my friends and family for the things that they do for me!

    Below is a poem that explains how it feels to be nice to others.

    Being nice, is not paying a price

    It feels bad to be cruel

    Then you don't rule

    So be nice, it's an easy price

    It feels good

    In the neighborhood!

    Kayla, Age 9, Grade 4

    Middleton Elementary

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    LAKE JR. HIGH

    MRS. DOLESAL'S SIXTH GRADE

    My favorite Christmas memory was when I was in a great Christmas play. I had a big, huge, main part. It was so exciting. It was only with my church and I was only going to have a small part, for the 7 time (I was 10 at the time). But then the girl with the big part didn't want to do it. So they appointed me! For the first time I was going to have a big part. In my opinion I did great. -Britta Anderson

    I remember it was Christmas eve, and my family and I where all curled up by the fire watching "Jingle all the Way." We were sitting there and all of a sudden it started to snow. My brother and I raced to the door and started to put our coats on. We than ran outside. The snow was falling very gently in big snowflakes. Every one glistened in the moon light. My brother and I played out there for hours. Then it was time to go to bed and wait for Santa. -Ashley Whaley

    My favorite Christmas memory was very funny. It was two days before Christmas and we were having my family over on Christmas, so we were getting ready. I got home from school and the table was all set up and everything. My parents told us that we can't go under it or even touch it, but we did anyway. It was Christmas and we were opening presents, when my parents went downstairs to get something. All of a sudden we heard them calling us down. We were walking down the steps when the table was really an Air hockey table. We were very excited and that was the best trick my parents ever played on us. -Ryan Wallgren

    My favorite Christmas memory was when I was down stairs with my family opening presents when I saw one of my presents move. I went over to that present wondering what it could be. I held it up, shook it, and I herd a squeal. I started opening it gently and still wondering what it could be. But right when I opened the box, leap! Bouncy balls like you would never believe. They started bouncing around the halls and I must say, our dog will never be the same. She was leaping around trying to catch the 3 bouncy balls. Yes! She caught one. But then she let go and tried to catch the other 2. -Aaron Roonzani

    My favorite memory of Christmas was when I went to the Bahamas. Everybody in my family was there. My cousin Erin and I went fishing with her dad. Her dad Andy caught a shark. I named the shark Chucky 'cause it made funny noises. We kept Chucky in a bucket upside down with water. After one hour we put Chucky back in the ocean. The next day I went fishing and caught a poisonous fish. My mom went around the island and found out I was the only person who has ever caught one. -Brianne Brady

    This kid is what I envision TR did as a kid. LOL! ---> The Best Day I remember is the day of the snow ball fight. Kids from all over gather together and divide teams and start the war. Forts are built and balls are made, jelly balls, Ice balls, slush balls, pellet balls, and explosion balls, explosion balls are a mix of slush, ice pellets, snows, salt and fire crackers, crackers are lit thrown into an enemy fort and explode sending chunks of ice and snow flying in every direction. the battle lasts all day and at the end, chunks of snow lie everywhere end the last man standing on either side wins. -Paul Nixon

    Here's the JW kid : Every year, we have the memorial of Jesus Christ. We go to the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses. We sit and listen to one of the men, which we call brothers since we are united in a way, give a talk or speech. Then for 5 minutes, we pass around the crackers on a glass tray, and glass filled half-way with wine in our rows. I remember the first time I got to pass the wine and crackers to the next person. I needed some help from my mom. It was fun! I can't wait till this April to do it again! -Stephanie N.

    Compassionless kid ---> My favorite Christmas memory was when I found out that my grandma was taking the whole family on a cruise. This was because she got a lot of money because my great grandma died about a month earlier. And I'm really excited because it is this year and I'm going to go on my first plane ride! -Matt Slind

    Last year around Christmas I lost my swimming suit during a practice at an Oakdale Jr. High. On Christmas, I got a present from my Grandmother, and it was a sheet, a bed sheet! There was a note on it that said, "I thought you might need this!" I was so embarrassed! All my relatives were laughing at me! My grandmother game me that! -Katie Zimny

    I went to get a drink of water one night and I saw my mom and dad putting stuff under the tree so I went down the stairs and I watched and they were putting presents under the Christmas tree so then I found out that Santa didn't really exist and so I said to my mom and dad "What are you doing and they just told me that they were Santa. -Charlie Anderson

    Edited by - Funchback on 21 December 2002 0:42:19

  • Nikita
    Nikita
    I got to pass the wine and crackers to the next person. I needed some help from my mom. It was fun! I can't wait till this April to do it again! -Stephanie

    Oh yeah, fun, fun, fun!

  • Funchback
    Funchback

    Forget about that JW kid! Weren't the other letters awesome? It brings back wonderful memories of when you and me (and Gary) were kids and we celebrated Xmas (before the JW conversion). Do you agree?

  • safe4kids
    safe4kids

    Hey Funchy

    Yeah, most of those are really cute. The JW kid...*sigh*...I feel so sorry for her. Most of the other kids have memories of shared times with their families and friends, all this poor kid has is getting to pass the bread and wine along??!

    Reading that made me remember having to write similar things for school. Most of the time, I did my best to avoid it but when I did write about something JW related, I would feel an odd mixture of pride and embarrassment...pride because I just knew I was giving a witness and making Jehovah proud, and embarrassment because I was so different from everyone else, when I so much didn't want to be! My heart really goes out to all kids raised as JWs...as if life isn't hard enough already!

    Dana

  • Funchback
    Funchback

    Uff!

    Dana, I feel you. JWs (kids AND parents) have to keep telling themselves how much fun they're having and how happy they are. None of which they would have to do if they were truly happy.

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    Hey Funch, that was great! You know, it would have been even better if the JW kid had drank the wine.

  • Nikita
    Nikita

    Yes, those stories were very cute! My fave memory of Christmas was about 1971 or -72, I was 6 or 7. It was Christmas Eve, maybe early- to mid evening. We were all excited about Santa coming and I guess Mom had a hard time getting us to settle down so that we would go to bed and she & Dad could play "Santa."

    She wanders over to the door of our duplex apartment and exclaims, "Hurry, you have to see this! It's Santa and his reindeer flying in the sky!" We rush to have a glimpse-but alas, Santa was gone! Sigh. A few seconds later she did it again-we rush over-Santa is gone!

    I still remember the excitement I felt that night of catching a glimpse of Santa in the sky!

    Leslie

  • Funchback
    Funchback

    Big Tex-

    Yes, that would be TOO funny!!!

    Nikita...

    I used to love it when Uncle Ned would give us each a $50.00 bill.

  • Nikita
    Nikita

    I used to love it when Uncle Ned would give us each a $50.00 bill.

    I don't have that memory, lol!

  • Funchback
    Funchback

    Well, I certainly do!!!

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