Warning! This thread contains some wery, wery, bad vords. Those of you with faint hearts should just go out in a field and die and not read this crap. It would be better for you and it would prove that you have crappy hearts. And that is it about that.
Let the fearless folks read on:
I spent a little time in chat talking with the only other character there. Unfortunately, his name was "Farkel" and boy, is he an idiot. I captured the whole exchange:
03:20:54> Farkel has joined the chat
03:21:24> Farkel: Kewl! I have chat ALL to myself. I can talk to myself and don't have to worry about anything!
03:21:39> Farkel: Farkel: so how ARE ya, Fark?
03:21:54> Farkel: Farkel: Pretty good. How are YOU Fark?
03:22:22> Farkel: Farkel: Not bad. How's your life going these days?
03:23:10> Farkel: Farkel: Much better. Thank you for asking, Farkel. BTW, do you ever actually get LAID, you Dip*****?
03:23:29> Farkel: Farkel: None of your ******** business, you intrusive twit!
03:24:43> Farkel: Farkel: please don't use abusive language with me, Farkel. It hurts my feelings and shows that you are not a true(tm) Christian.
03:24:59> Farkel: Farkel:**** off, you moron.
03:25:31> Farkel: Farkel: Farkel, you must not be a Christian.
03:25:37> Farkel: Farkel: DOH!
03:25:57> Farkel: Farkel: Do you always talk to yourself like this?
03:26:27> Farkel: Farkel: Yep. But I NEVER have answered myself like this before.
03:26:43> Farkel: Farkel: you must be insane then, Farkel.
03:27:10> Farkel: Farkel: Yep. I'm insane, so what's your point, Farkel.
03:27:30> Farkel: Farkel: I need to feed the plastic goldfish.
03:27:59> Farkel: Farkel: That's the first sensible thing you've said all night, you idiot.
03:28:02> Farkel:
03:28:15> Farkel: I just LOVE having fun!
Well, if you haven't used your imagination lately, folks, then you need to start living and do it! Children are the REAL GURUS, and every bit of nonsense that I just revealed about myself is considered NORMAL for children, so if any of you think I am crazy, I'm honored and humbled by that most appropriate acknowledgement.
Anyone want to make 'angels' in the snow? I'M GAME! How about "fart" noises from our armpits? I'M GAME!
Farkel
Renaissance Man Class
Edited by - Englishman on 22 December 2002 6:30:42