This lucky fellow I have come to know and love celebrates his date of birth two days before Jesus does up in heaven! This is not to say that Vallywally was born the same year as good ol' Jeezee boy - though his creaking brittle bones are getting close to becoming the same age - Valis will have to summon the strength in his Monty Burnsesque body to blow out that truckload of candles on his cholesterol free birthday pappadum. I love you, and want to have your babies.
Happy birthday my good man! Dea benacht leat!