No I think Gil should go out and steal. Knock off a liqour store tonight. Get caught. Go to Jail for a couple years. Then you get 3 meals a day, a bed, a blanket, plenty human contact (if you know what I mean.)
Then me, being a tax-paying law abiding citizen, can just pick up an extra job on the side so I can make enough ends meat to pay for the losers like you to have a free ride locked up.
Go for it Gil! Sounds like a fabulous idea