The Great Pumpkin, er, Memorial Caper

by LDH 20 Replies latest jw friends

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    OK peeps, get real. A good looking, well groomed woman enters the Memorial celebration fashionably late. (Say, ten minutes before start time.)

    LMAO!

    She proceeds to "visit" with all the "friends", makes sure she lets people know she found the address for the KH on JW.com (points this out mostly to gen-x-ers and gen-y-ers who appear to have internet access).

    *falls off chair*

    Everyone is so excited to have NEW BLOOD there for the Memorial.

    Pun intended?

    She sits front and center, and when the time is right, PARTAKES!!!!!! As an added bonus, imagine Zanex turns arounds and snaps a photo, and perhaps tells others he's taking shots for the April issue of the Watchtower which will have some interesting news in it regarding the number of partakers!!!! And that EVERYONE should research the pattern that the number of partakers has formed over the course of say, oh, fifteen years.

    OMG! You're cracking me up!

    Practically Perfect in Every Way, Class

    You're BAD!

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