New Tax Law

by WildTurkey 17 Replies latest social humour

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  WildTurkey

  The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.

  Effective January 1st, 2003, the penis will be taxed according to size.
  Which one would be your tax bracket?
  The brackets are as follows:

  10 - 12" Luxury Tax $30.00
  8 - 10" Pole Tax $25.00
  5 - 8" Privilege Tax $15.00
  4 - 5" Nuisance Tax $3.00

  Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.

  Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

  PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!

  Edited by - WildTurkey on 4 January 2003 14:20:41
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  ballistic

  Are you eligible for a cut if you get a circumsicion?
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  onacruse

  So what is Dede gonna do with the refund?

  Craig
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  WildTurkey

  So what is Dede gonna do with the refund?

  lol She is not getting one brother. Because mine is so big it has snow still on top ot it during summer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  heathen

  Man ,I'm so glad I didn't buy that penis pump . he he
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  Valis

  What if Valis claims his phallus is a holy chalice? Can he get a tax exemption based on religious pervert status?

  lol She is not getting one brother. Because mine is so big it has snow still on top ot it during summer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  *LOL* WT...At least you haven't been rudely interrupted by the International Space Station!

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer of the "Stainless Steel & Tax Exempt" class
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  WildTurkey

  What if Valis claims his phallus is a holy chalice? Can he get a tax exemption based on religious pervert status?

  LoL, ok but Im not drinking out of it!!!!!!

  Hey Valis yours is Stainless Steel??? Is that why MegaDude has chipped teeth??? Now I wait for Mega to get me back!!!!!!!!!!
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  LyinEyes

  Boys will be boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Ya'll are too darn funny, and when Megadude gets home from putting all those hours in the door to door ministry,,,,,,,,,,,he is gonna get you good Wild.

  Dede, of the I am not getting a errrummm you know what kind tax refund.class..( I was forced by Wild to say that or eles..........)
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  WildTurkey

  ..( I was forced by Wild to say that or eles..........

  or eles she has to take it all, if you know what i mean
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  onacruse

  Take all of your er, ummm...paycheck?