by breeze 42 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Puts on her crown of flower child daisies ,bows before Jgnat, while passing around some of what Breeze is smoking and chanting,"Hail Jgnat!! Oh Great Prophetess Of The Most High!! Hail Jgnat!"
U_R of the Reminiscing the 1975ers Class
Edited by - Utopian_Raindrops on 5 January 2003 14:34:18
An excellent resource to see the history of Armageddon speculation, especially the profit-making "religious" scum currently popular today, I recommend the book: The Last Days Are Here Again
Also I recommend "Soothsayers of the Second Advent." This book is out of print but can be purchased used quite cheaply.
Edited by - megadude on 5 January 2003 17:8:13
Hello Utopian Raindrops: Hope to meet you in the chat room some time......Soy mujer....and also from the "got out in 1975 class"! be well, talk to you soon!...rocky220[te voy a mandar un e-mail]
Edited by - rocky220 on 5 January 2003 17:15:28
Actually, Babylon the Great is Las Vegas, and Elvis is the beast. So obvious.
Can someone help me out here. But bear with me.
I was thinking the other day about the WTs timeline of 607 bc.. to 1914ad.
Which is 2,520 years, right?
Now if I remember rightly these are lunar years of 360 days each.
Convert years to days:
360 x 2520 = 907,200 days
For sake of argument, say Jerusalem fell on 1 st October, 607
I count each day from then if I count 360 days from then, that is a lunar year.
Do I end up on September 30 th 606?
No I do not because that is 365 days ahead because it is a Solar year.
The 360 days ends on 25 th September 606.
So I start counting the next lunar year (360 days) from September 26 th as day 361. In 605 I will finish the next 360 days on 21 st September.
So each time I count I end up 5 days short.
If you count 907,200 days from 1 st October, 607. do you end up in 1914 ?
No you do not you end up in 1878!!!
The same can be worked out if you divide 907,200 by a solar year of 365 days and you will get 2,485.5 years which also brings you to 1878.
Complicated I know. But think about it!!
Do I have to think about it gordy? It makes my head hurt.
Just take a look at the hocus-pocus and piramyd measurements used for Bible interpretation :
http://quotes.jehovahswitnesses.com/1874.htm
BEWARE , BECAUSE I counted the steps in my home: 14
multiplied by the number of birds I saw that morning: 43
divided the total by the amount of carrots left in my fridge : 5
I substracted the number of channels I get on my TV: 3
Added the number of telemarketing calls received on saturday morning before 10 AM: 4
= 121 days left of this planet as we know it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As Dia stated:
"What happens to the end of the world if we convert to metrics? Uh-oh, don't look now. I think we might have missed it....damn!"
Edited by - Gerard on 5 January 2003 19:29:57
end of this system........BIBLE BOOK OF UGG....chapter 9 verses 12-17.....it is very plainly stated that on tuesday,,,,2008,,,at 4:00 pm.(right after judge judy) that armageddon will start...case closed!! make plans accordingly....
This prediction *ullshi* is pure garbage. It should be left to the false prophets of the Watchtower.
gordy; you are rightn the wt already tried 1878 and every other date they could work off these numbers
