*sniff*
That is just so sad, but true.
Viva Beer!
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Beer facts: Female hormones !
by Simon 19 Replies latest social humour
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hmmm... now that explains it!! lol
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Shutterbug
Simon,
You seem to have this nasty habit of leading with your chin !! Why don't you just tell us now where you want the memorials sent???
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Simon
I do have a death wish don't I !
I have heard "the postman only rings twice", but seeing Angharad's pic, I'm quite sure he will ring more then twice
hmmnn ... sometimes, if I'm late leaving for work, he turns up and is surprised that I'm "still here" which is odd. Even stranger - he doesn't have anything to deliver. Do you think I should be worried ?
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butalbee
LOL. Very brave, indeed.
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Valis
he doesn't have anything to deliver.
yeah he did! *LOL**.
No where in that article did it mention excessive pinching or crude behavior...I think there needs to be a more refined and intensified study....Simon you may be a good test subject as soon the only place you will be allowed indoors is the pub!
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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heathen
I even once had a yeast infection ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Beans
Finally some good useless information! You see the problem is that this gentlman is Drinking "Spaten" and there are many chemicals in it to preserve it for Oktoberfest! This is clearly why the guys could not think straight as they had impurities in there beer!
Beans
Canadian District Overbeer
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wednesday
Simon,
I am not ging to send out this very funny PMS joke , b/c the last PMS joke u put up in the board, well it was sooooo funny i sent it to a couple of mailing lists. remember one of them banned me
So no sir, not sending this one.
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DannyBear
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