Am way jealous, but we are having an A-fest here in Melbourne soon.
Now you will all remember to read your "how to behave at convention reminders" won't you:
- do save front row seats for those in your car group or immediate family and anyone else you happen to pick up on the way, we don't want the non-exjw's to take over the strip club;
- do plan to be there for the opening song, apparently Roxanne, the first chick on, is hot!;
- do remember to take notes, they could be quite useful when going over the days activities in the privacy of your hotel rooms;
- do remember to pack a light lunch and nibbles, your energy levels will be important when putting what you have learnt and observed into practice;
- do wear your lapel cards after the sessions and take the opportunity to informally witness to all those you come into contact with, we want to get as many people in the spa as possible; and
- and finally, do have a fantastic time, get to know each other real well and know that the rest of us across the seas will be thinking of you all.
DUO