by messenger 15 Replies latest jw friends
i have done some really bad things that involve kittens and ducks but i do not want to tell you my story, unless you ask, then i will have to refuse. while i need help and consolation, i hate everyone on this board and will attack anyone that replies to this topic. please do not try to help me or i will kill myself and it will be your fault.
love,
old, proud and fearless
please do not try to help me or i will kill myself and it will be your fault.
I'd like to help. I don't mind shouldering the blame. Go for it.
COMF
My heart goes out to you, the kitten, the duck, and whoever else you have victimized in your life. Unfortunately I am a "scapegoater" and therefore ineffective as a friend or helper. Sadly, you are on your own here. If you leave the key under the mat, I promise to seek appropriate rehabilitation for the feline and foul.
Wasasister, major SG
My heart goes out to the poor victimized animals.
Sorry can't help you-I belong to the same class as wasasis. Anyway,Im pondering the deeper things of life right now,for example,
WHy do croutons come in airtight packages?
It's just stale bread to begin with.
Tina-Major Scapegoater Class (wondering who makes up the Minor Scapgoaters?)
Tina,
Since I needed the definition of "scapegoat" and still don't understand my labeling as such, I guess I am a minor scapegoater.
Messenger,
I can't possibly imagine what you are talking about son I have had in my possesion both animals, how could you possibly hurt those poor things. Unless you sold the kittens at christmas to families who "didn't really think it through" and the animals ended up in the pound. And plan on doing the same to the ducks this Easter holiday, with the same result.[8>]
They may be cute when they are small, but they are a handful when they grow up
wendy
Mommy, when the ducks get big, you ROAST and EAT them. Then they are a mouthful, not a handful. For kittens, I don't recommend roasting. However, you can turn a profit on the cats if you sell 'em to a laboratory.
Always advocating frugality,
Mommie
Duck Soup class
The trouble with duck is that when you roast them, all that's left to eat is skin, grease and bone.
Same problem with kittens, actually.
Expatbrit
Alright, alright, that was just a joke about the kittens, OK? I like cats, I really do....I'm a cat person..Cats are great...so don't start ranting at me, ok?....jeez, a guy can't even make a joke without getting stomped on......
Messenger, you said:
i have done some really bad things that involve kittens and ducks but i do not want to tell you my story, unless you ask, then i will have to refuse.
Be careful! Jeffrey Dahmer started out that way!
How deeply this post moved me.
I feel for you and your plight. Dont worry about the kittens, they
are with God now.
I have a suggestion, why dont you try prostitution, you could become
the whore of this board.
Ohh I forgot, someone else has allready volunteered for that.
Anyway, I am sure that you meant well.
Dave
how dare you all make fun of me you are a bunch of scarecrows and i know you just want to scarecrow me, i can't stand scarecrowing but i fell compelled to talk as i have to be involved with six large hamsters every night for five nights running. how can you comment until you have gone through what i have, no one understands me, i was going to tell you my story, but now i absolutely will not because of your sadistic scarecrowing. just because i am an albanian dwarf there is no need for your racism in makeing light of my hardship. it is the only way i can provide for my little ones and i mean very little. i love them so much and that is why i hate all of you, go away, don't talk to me, now i am going to hide. where are those kittens....
old, proud, fearless
