Marriage is two hearts becoming one.
Mrs. Shakita
LIN'S ONLINE BRIDAL SHOWER :)
by Adonai438 29 Replies latest jw friends
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-Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
-There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"
-Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
-They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.
-When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
-There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL. -
Lin
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys/gals CRACK me up!!!! LB, you are one of a kind! LOL!!!! Theenie, don't ever change!!! LOL!!!
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MrMoe
Here are two kids here at the school where I work... playing wedding:
Priceless
Can't you just see him saying... what the hell have I gotten myself into...
Edited by - MrMoe on 9 January 2003 14:23:36
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Adonai438
Theeney's here? Where's she hiding?
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Mary
A father takes his son to the local drug store. The son sees some condoms in various packages and asks his father:
"Dad why do they sells these in packages of 3?"
The father replies "son, that's for when you're in high school. One for Friday night, one for Saturday night and one for Sunday night."
"Dad why do they sell these in packages of 6?"
"Well son, that's for when you're in University. Two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday."
"Dad why do they sell these in packages of 12?"
"Well son, that's for when you're married. One for January, one for February, one for March............"
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WildHorses
Are you sure the question shouldn't have been.....Marriage should be, instead of, marriage is?
Marriage should be, loving your partner as much as you love yourself.
Putting his/her needs above your own. If each mate abides by this, life will be sweet.
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Country Girl
<raises hand> Right Cheer Adonai! I was spyin on ya.
<----- does that smiley face have a black eye or is that a monocle?
CG
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bikerchic
Marriage is..........
Wonderful! Especially when you've married your soulmate.
Congrats Lin and best wishes for a very happy life.
Katie
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kelpie
marriage is the outward sign of commitment and love that comes from the inside