turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
Too late. I've already entered Pillsbury dough boy territory.
Ban Bread Not Guns
by ThiChi 13 Replies latest jw friends
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Big Tex
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Orange Demon
While BREAKING BREAD is very Biblical, I believe this to be an extreme measure.....What ever did Bread do to you??
Just because my Ancestors all consumed BREAD, thought it was Good, and now they are no longer with us, punishing Bread for their deaths would be UN-AMERICAN and UN-ENGLISH (most likely FRENCH but, I don't believe even they would punish Bread for the alleged crimes) however, except by accident have you ever heard of bread used in a responsible manner causing death or injury?
GIVE ME A BREAK (and don't break Bread....), as was said before people kill people, not Bread.
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Banshee
*hiding roll behind back* What?!? This is a police raid to find bread? No, man...no bread here! My breath just smells that way 'cause I was eating yeast, yeah..just have a little Fleischmann's habit going...it's cool.
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Robdar
Thi Chi,
Funny post!
Believe it or not, there is a anti wheat campaign going on out there. To hear the nuts talking down at the health food store, you would think that the love of bread is the root of all evil. Most of them recommend a high colonic to overcome the ravages of wheat to your body.
Robyn