How Did Noah Do at the Door?

Blueblades

NOAH: Good Morning! My name is Noah and I'm calling...

HOUSEHOLDER: ( interrupting) Look,make it quick,will you pal,I'm busy eating and drinking.

NOAH: Well,I'll be brief then. I'm calling on you and your neighbors to discuss world conditions. What do you feel is the most urgent problem we face today?

HOUSEHOLDER: Well,first of all, it never rains.

NOAH: Well, yes, that's because....

HOUSEHOLDER:....and second of all,we have a public eyesore in the neighborhood.

NOAH: Oh,really,what is that?

HOUSEHOLDER: Some religious nut on the other side of the hill is building this great big boat of some kind.True,everybody likes to tinker on weekends but this guy is going overboard.

NOAH: Strange you should mention "overboard".

HOUSEHOLDER: What?

NOAH: Oh,nothing.

HOUSEHOLDER: Look ,Mr. Noah,I admire your zeal and devotion,but I've had discussions with members of your family before,and I'm not interested.Besides,I'm busy getting ready for my daughter's wedding.You should see the guy she's marrying,wow! He must be 9 feet tall,if he's an inch. His name is Nephelim....Irving Nephelim.You should see the size shirt he wears. I'd be swimming in it.

NOAH: Funny should you mention swimming.

HOUSEHOLDER What?

NOAH: Oh nothing.

HOUSEHOLDER:And you should see the honeymoon they're taking.40 fun-filled days and 40 exciting nights on scenic Mount Ararat.It should be nice if the weather stays as it is.

NOAH: I wouldn't count on it.

HOUSEHOLDER: What?

NOAH: Oh nothing. (Noah leaves)

HOUSEHOLDER: ( TO WIFE) What a strange guy that was at the door.

WIFE: Who was that, dear?

HUSBAND: I don't know,some preacher of righteousness,and he sure smelled like animals.

WIFE: Well, maybe he owns a pet shop.

HUSBAND: Could be.Are you all ready to go to the wedding?

WIFE: Yes I'm ready,say ,I haven't seen you with that hat before.

HUSBAND: I know,but it sure looks like rain.(end) Blueblades

Cassiline

Irving Nephelim.You should see the size shirt he wears. I'd be swimming in it.

NOAH: Funny should you mention swimming.

Happy Morning to you BlueBlades!

Thanks for the laugh this cold day.

songmistress

<-------Having flashbacks of the Noah drama at the district convention. Aaarrrgggghhhhh.

LOL

Wolfgirl

Noah must be following the script, er, "suggestions," from the KM.

Blueblades

Cassiline,Happy day to you also,thanks.

Songmistress,Don't mean to bring back unpleasant memories,just wanted to share a laugh.

Wolfgirl,Yep! word for word,same old, same old.

It just goes to show how ridiculous it all sounds when we think about it.Same message over and over again! Blueblades

alfie

Yeah, that was pretty funny alright. Igive it two thumbs up.

alfie

songmistress

Blueblades:

That is the problem with forums. It is hard to get tongue in cheek over successfully. I thought it was very humorous. My grandaughter was here this morning and was in the room with me while I was trying to respond to your thread. She was in one of her demanding moods. 3 year old girls can be that way. Thanks for the laughs

While we are on the subject, does anyone remember Bill Cosby's Noah/Ark sketch. A classic if I've ever heard one.

Skeptic

Blueblades, that was absolutely inspired! Maybe Holy Spirit was guiding you?

Thanx 4 thee laff.

Richard

heathen

Blueblades - The account of noah included the angels taking the daughters of men as wives not the nephilim. The nephilim were considered a hybrid , meaning they couldn't have chilren . Rather humorous though lol

Blueblades

Thanks, we know that ,its just a play on words to get the humor across.The jokes on them ,Noah knew that,the nephies can't produce children.and it didn't really matter they were all going under,if you believe the account. Blueblades

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