Lords, Ladies, Gentlemen and Comrades,
I am a card carrying member of the ACLU.
The same ACLU that has defended the usage of the confederate flag, the KKK and the tea party's freedom of speech. The same ACLU that has also defended LGBT rights, civil rights, communists and the Jehovah's Witnesses.
I agree that the Libertarian ideal is almost as evil as Helen Keller but nothing comes close to her wickedness. If it wasn't for Keller being blind and deaf she'd probably have completed her mission as the anti-Christ.
I wish I could give you a Christian blessing but the dark lord compels me...
HAIL SATAN!
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