What's the Most Boring Thing?

by Satanus 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • Funchback
    Funchback

    Sitting in solitary confinement on 'death row' for 16 years for a double-homicide that you didn't commit but were falsely imprisoned for.

    Not that I would know anything about that.

  • Scully
    Scully

    • folding laundry and ironing
    • filling out the workload management tool at work (GRASP)
    • certain aspects of my children's homework - even THEY think it's boring!!
    • golf (pure torture when hubby commandeers the remote)
    • I used to include listening to boring stories over and over and over, but now whenever that happens, I think about Homer Simpsons' "The Land of Chocolate" trip down imagination lane and I'm all better.

    Love, Scully

  • Brummie
    Brummie

    Watching someone else play"Halo" or anyother game on Xbox or PS2. THATS BORING, specially when you are dying to have a go.

    Answering the phone to a boring self centred person who only wants to give you the same update on what they have acheived over and over again...especially if its an ex elder who doesnt want you to get a word in edgeways...and then talks down to ya like your still in the JWs or sompthink. (perhaps that should come under pet peeves) Still boring though.

    Shakespeare....BORING.

    Getting a slow access on the internet and waiting for pages to download..BORING.

    Eastenders, Coronation St, Family affairs....ALL DARN BORING.

    Me....hmmm

    Brummie

  • Shakita
    Shakita

    Just some fluff for your fluff thread........... How To Clean A Cat

    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

    2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

    3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.

    Note: You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.
    CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any surface they can find.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

    6. Have someone to open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    9. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.


    Sincerely,
    the Dog

    Mrs. Shakita

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Shakita

    Ha ha ha ha! That's the funniest. Though i'ld like to try it on somebody else's cat first. Thanks for the fluff.

    Ona

    Gee, thanks..... Hey, wait a minute!?

    Brummie

    Yes.

    Scully

    Yes.

    Funchback

    Double yes.

    Spaz

    Yes

    SS

  • Stan Conroy
    Stan Conroy

    Seeing long-winded posts on this forum that are on the same old subjects (607, UN etc) How many times can you beat a dead horse??

    Stan

  • chachasmum
    chachasmum

    George dubya Bush

  • starfish422
    starfish422

    Chachasmom, I think you misunderstood the title of the post; it's "most boring thing", not "brainpower most matching that of a pile of gravel".

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    By the Beard of C.T. Russell! Hasn't any bloke here been made to watch Shabby Chic by their wives??

    Edited by - Stephanus on 15 January 2003 23:8:57

  • heathen
    heathen

    waiting to be served in a restaraunt . waiting in line at the grocery store. movies without a plot. Threads without a point. life without sex. taking mother to the hospital and waiting for some answers. religion. Ok there's a few from my list..

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