Jehovah's Waitresses!
by Perry 15 Replies latest jw friends
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badboy
U can't B serious,man!
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ashitaka
hahahahahahahah
Nice.
I think pictures of people shoveling Horse feces would be spot on as well.
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Perry
Tidbits of wisdom for being the happiest people on earth!
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JH
If your a waitress, you better declare your tips to the government, to be honest.
In certain countries, if a waitress makes 100$ tip a week, she has to declare it to the government, and they take income tax out of that. She might keep only 60$ out of 100$ tip!!! If you have no tip, the government will still make you pay income tax in the tip you didn't get !!! They suppose your tips are regular every week!
Edited by - JH on 16 January 2003 20:1:18
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email
UnReal...
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Perry
Now JH,
You know that spiritual warfare demands that we use our unrighteous riches to the glory of declaring the good news of the kingdom. Like telling the truth, money is to be given only to those who deserve it. I'm gonna reccommmend that we have a weekily personal study until you are spiritually strong again. What would be a good time for you?
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SYN
Little waistcoats sure looked good on brother Percival!
"I Love Carrots! In Bethel We're Not Allowed To Have Vibrators!"
"Here are your carrots and tomatoes. Would you like some fries with that?"
"I'm SURE this apron is demonized!"
"No, Flippy, no! I told you, we're not supposed to drink the wine at the Memorial!"
"Go on, Sister, don't tell me you haven't always wanted to PARTAKE!"
"I can't partake in this fruity hat! Are you nuts?"
"This was the cheapest wine I could find, but it still cost me six months' Bethel salary!"
"Right. You squeeze the melon like so, and then you yelp."
"Sister, those fruit decals sure don't go with that funny hat you're wearing. Oh cr*p, I'm wearing one too. We must be demonized!"
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Nosferatu
Go ahead and hurl stones at Jehovah's people. For it is YOU who will be destroyed at armageddon in 1975!
Brother Nosferatu has spoken :)
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ashitaka
For it is YOU who will be destroyed at armageddon in 1975!
