Who Is Kim Davis?
INFOGRAPHICSeptember 14, 2015VOL 51 ISSUE 37 News · Politics · Gay & LesbianRowan County, KY clerk Kim Davis returned to work Monday after being jailed for refusing to issue marriage licenses to gay couples on religious grounds. Here’s what you need to know about the defiant public servant:
Nickname: Kimmers
Full Name: Not going to be signed for just anybody
Christian Denomination: Apoplectic
Occupation: Still weighing offers from every conservative news outlet and political group
Work Style: Unconstitutional
Primary Goal: Protect sanctity of traditional homophobia
Commitment To Loving Her Neighbor: Court-ordered
Stance On State Regulation Of Short-Term Vacation Rentals: Unstated
Job Security: A lot better than most Americans
Number Of Presidential Candidates Currently Vying For Her Endorsement: Don’t ask
2014 Campaign Promise To Rowan County Voters: Turn unassuming government office into embarrassing international spectacle in less than year’s time
Sneaks In Some Secular Music Now And Then: Despite her better judgment
Last Time You Will Have To Hear About Her: November 8, 2016