Jaraczic Park
The Hunt for YK's October
The Fellowship of the Wrong
The Dirty Dozen (favourite of the GB)
RoboPublisher
Time Bandits (a story of field service)
Favourite JW Movies
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LyinEyes
Gone With the Sin ( favored by high ranking pedophiles)
Towering Inferno ( wishful thinking by apostates)
One Flew over the Cuckoo's nest ( Russell's life story)
The Fast and the Furious ( favored by pioneers trying to get their time in on the last day of month)
The Divine Secrets of the Dumb Dumb Brotherhood( GB really relate to this one)
Anywhere but Here ( what we all thought at our last meeting we attended)
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Tatiana
The Silence of the Lambs........
they're screaming now, Clarice
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Jourles
Ooooh oooh, I've got a few!
Somewhere In *Our* Time (The ellusive dating of armageddon)
Ocean's
ElevenTwelve (GB featured as a gang of thieves)Liar Liar (Starring J.R. Brown)
Cast Away (Featuring Betty Booby as the 16 year old ex-pioneer df'd for fornication)
Fistful of Dollars (Self explanatory)
October Sky (Featuring You Know who...)
Beavis and Butthead Do America (A biography of two GB members who travel to various District Conventions in the USA)
Bandits (New reality series based in the Brooklyn Heights)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon (Behind the scenes look at the WTS legal dept)
Clear and Present Danger (Documentary showing JW's the dangers of apostate websites)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (Following the life of a 4 year inactive witness who has never been given a shepherding visit)
The Replacements (The never ending growth of anointed ones who partake each year)
Led Zeppelin - The Song(s) Remain
sThe Same (Brothers and sisters protest over the same music after 50 years)You've Got *certified, registered* Mail (GB member receives subpoena to appear in child molesting case...as a witness)
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Wolfgirl
Can't believe no one's said this:
The Birds (terrifying thriller about the deaths of all those evil non-JWs)
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LyinEyes
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forever Young ( Fantasy film , all dubs believe in this one)
The Ten Commandments Plus ( a million other little WT no no's added )
Misery ( The life story of many witnesses)
The Publisher Always Rings Twice
Cadillac Man( Rutherford right?)
Rush Hour ( another Pioneer favorite,,,,, the rush durning the LAST hour of Sept. to meet your goal)
A Sister in a Car Named Desire ( for those lusting perv elders who put the sister with the shortest skirt in their car group)
Another 48 Hours ( Countdown to the last 2 days of the miserable district convention)
Someone stop me,,,,,,,,,,LOL....... I could go on and on...........good lord look what you have started hehe.
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Stephanus
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly (Stars CT Russell, JF Rutherford and N Knorr)
Paradise
Village of the Damned (set in Patterson, NY)
For a Few Dollars More
Hang 'em High (a day in the life of a judicial committee)
Duel (the moderates and the old guard in Bethel battle it out)
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SIGNS (Apostate ones, at the Conventions)
The Meetrix (Sci-fi Dubs In Action)
Unfaithful (Featuring the GB)
Casadubba (Humphrey Bogart as you've never seen him before!!!)
Raiders Of The Lost NWT (About a bunch of Writing Dept. stooges who lose an important transcript in the 70s)
The Usual Suspects (Hint: There's 12 of them)
12 Angry Men (LMAO!)
Apocalypse NOW!
Some Like It Hot (But not Jaracz, he doesn't like spicey food)
Fight Dub (Feat. Brad Pitt as a Ministerial Servant on the "fast track" to Elderdom)
Full Polyster Jacket (About the GB when they were in prison)
Monsters Inc
Gladiator (An Elder goes up against the GB)
Die Hard (See above)
Magnolia (A rain of demonized frogs falls on top of Brooklyn Bethel)
Back To The Future (How The GB Surreptiously Rewrote Their Literature)
A Streetcar Named Desire (How A Rebellious Teenager Was Transformed Into A Useful Drone For the Society)
The Exorcist (Catholics Might Be Evil, But At Least They Get Rid Of Demons Sometimes)
Trainspotting (Detailing The Exciting Hobbies Of Two Pioneers In Edenburgh)
Snatch (Somebody Steals Jaracz' Bible In The Watchtower Study...Whodunnit?)
Ghandi ("That Apostate!")
To Be Or Not To Be (Because, When It Comes To The Governing Body, On Any Given Day Either Or Might Apply)
Beauty And The Beast (Jaracz Tried To Seduce A Beautiful Young Pioneer)
Moulin Rouge (Jaracz Puts On His Dancing Shoes And Does Naughty Things Inside A Giant Elephant In Paris)
Ghost World (An Exciting Look Into The Invisible Kingdom Of Christ)
In The Heat Of The Night (What REALLY Happens After Dark At Bethel, feat. JR Brown)
From Here To Eternity (That's When Armageddon Will Happen)
LMAO!
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Stephanus
Gone in Sixty Seconds (what happens to publishers in FS when told it's over for the day)
Men in Black Polyester
X-Men (Dubs in apostasy)
Mystery Men (who DID write the NWT?)
Best Little Warehouse in Brooklyn
Smokey and the JC
Every Which Way But Loose (your choices in the society)