Headlines Re: WT we'd like to See

by Stephanus 27 Replies latest jw friends

  • LovesDubs
    LovesDubs

    Rubadub!!!! OHMYGOD THATS FUNNY~!!! ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

    "Watchtower Offers to Fund Rebuilding of World Trade Centers with the Stipulation that they can Call it 'Towers of Babylon II' "

  • TR
    TR

    This stuff is STUPID!

    NEWS FLASH!

    "Today at 11:23 a.m., a giant 'Jesus' was seen descending from the clouds backside first and sitting on the buildings known as 'Brooklyn Bethel', HQ of the WTS, crushing them into rubble. Seems the WTS had it

    ASS BACKWARDS!

    TR

  • Scully
    Scully
    Watchtower Society Leaders Found Bound and Gagged with 12-inch Dildoes up @$$e$ (Whereabouts of $951million unknown)
  • Nowhere
    Nowhere

    Jehovah will destroy the earth in 2007, read all about the new evidences in the Watchtower!!!

  • Mary
    Mary

    Bethel admits: Oh, What a Web We Weave, When First We Practice to Deceive!

  • Cygnus
    Cygnus

    How about: Jehovah's Witnesses reform "non-essential" practices; issues apology to certain former members.

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    THE GREAT CROWD WHICH NO MAN IS ABLE TO NUMBER IS 6,187,235

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Cygnus, I think the headline you're referring to should read: "Pigs Seen Flying Over Brooklyn Heights"

  • Mac
    Mac

    "And The Nations Shall Know That WE Are Jehovah!" .......Quote from Governing Body.

    mac

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    BASED UPON SUCCESS OF NEW 15 MINUTE RULE, GOVERNING BODY AUTHORIZES USE OF INSTANT REPLAY IN 2003

    Edited by - RubaDub on 21 January 2003 16:7:59

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