I quit! - "Amazing how paranoid they become when asked a simple question."
Can't say as I blame 'em; the "apostate" community has come a long way since the days of sandwich-board protesting outside assembly halls. :laughing:
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I quit! - "Amazing how paranoid they become when asked a simple question."
Can't say as I blame 'em; the "apostate" community has come a long way since the days of sandwich-board protesting outside assembly halls. :laughing:
What an odd response. It was a simple question that only needed a simple answer:
Q: Can I give a df'd person the Return to Jehovah brochure?
A: Yes, and we expect you to. After all, disfellowshipping is a LOVING provision. We WANT the person to repent and ultimately return to Jehovah. There's no need for a lengthy discussion. Just hand the person the brochure and leave it at that.
Why the odd questions? It's so strange. Even Jesus didn't ask who a person was or where they were from or when their last sacrifice was before he healed them. I can't recall him ever even asking for their name before rendering assistance. Maybe he did on occasion, but that wasn't the norm.
I bet you if a woman with a sexy voice called, "sir I need to talk to someone about
my problem".
Bro; Miss you need to talk to someone in your congregation.
Caller:It's personal.
Bro: well maybe I can refer you to someone here. What is the nature of
your problem?
Caller: I masturbate every day.
Bro: Here is my private number, call me after 9....