Awake! Saved My Life!

by Funchback 27 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • yumbby
    yumbby

    I was feeling these weird rumblings in my tummy, and I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered I hadn't read the latest Awake!, the Awake! told me that rumblings were commonly caused by being HUNGRY! Amazed, I found some food, and sure enough the rumblings went away! Thank you Awake! for once again saving my life!

    Condescending Crap!!!!!!!

  • Funchback
    Funchback

    Heaven: You're post made me literally "Laugh Out Loud"!

    yumbby: Great analogy! And, you're right. It is "condescending crap".

  • Solace
    Solace

    Funch,

    Was a little sassy but I couldnt resist.

    LB,

    Sexual powers, huh?

  • LB
    LB

    Well after that Montana Jersey pic the powers have returned.

    It's not because of Joe though, really, it isn't, honest.

    I'm really sure

    really

  • TheOldHippie
    TheOldHippie

    This must be just about the most wickedly funny thread I have read for a looooong time ............

  • avengers
    avengers
    Japanese or Americans write to say that finally they found in Awake! an article on this or that illness

    I would give the Japanese and Americans a little bit more credit. Please!!!

    I'm sorry I can't resist. It's the demons I say, it's the demons

    Re: Awake! Saved My Life!Jan 22, 200309:27

    Master Member

    United States of America
    Posts: 419
    Since: Sep 18, 2002
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    Hey, avengers...

    That particular article ('Wiping Your Boo-tay') can also come in handy when you run out of toilet paper.

    Yes, and just think of all those asses that read what's inside. They will be saved. O my God ,,,,,I was one of those; as haha,,,,,many here.

    wooohhahahhahwooooohhaaaaaaha. My gut hurts.

    Edited by - avengers on 28 January 2003 10:22:52

    Edited by - avengers on 28 January 2003 10:34:33

  • El Kabong
    El Kabong

    Hey Avengers: I'm actually crying from laughing so hard at your WT cover. Well done!!!!

    Yumbby: By chance, are/were you from the NY/NJ area? You look familiar.

  • yumbby
    yumbby

    I just refound this post, nope, not from the east. I'm a reluctant southern girl... louisiana, arkansas, texas wannabe coloradoan.

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