LOL...I know that's not true Farkel. That's not what I was told anyway...if you really want to know....nah, don't want to burst your eardrums.
What IS Gods name anyway?
by NikL 37 Replies latest jw friends
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Mac
Farkel,
Get behind me Irving!!!!!!!!!
(are you fiend or foe?)
mac
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wednesday
I'm thinking his name is Bill Gates . He gives us his latest revelations form time to time. and in them are some things difficut to understand. which the untaught and unsteday twist,.he is all powerful. he is jealous, requiring exclusive devotion.
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BONEZZ
Okay, so if he is "I Am What I Am"....then doesn't that make POPEYE our Almighty Leader?
-BONEZZ
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Sargon
Our Father,
Who art in heaven
Popeye be thy name...
Works for me.
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NikL
I am glad I raised this topic! Not only interesting but good for some laughs too.
I belong to the camp that doesn't believe god expects us to call him by a certain proper name but he doesn't get pissed if we do it either. As someone said earlier, "only the small gods do that". LOL
There is seriously some very good reasoning here, has anyone ever tried it on a active JW?
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BONEZZ
Sargon....I think maybe you discovered the real name....doesn't IT say..."our Father who is Art in heaven".?...So his name would be ART. Let's put out our own translation.
-BONEZZ
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Elsewhere
God's name is Hank, and he will give you a million dollars if you kiss his ass.