I wanna be

by Yerusalyim 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim

    I'm tired of being a NEWBIE, I want to be a Junior Member, how many times do I need to post to become a "Junior member"?

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim

    I'm tired of being a NEWBIE, I want to be a Junior Member, how many times do I need to post to become a "Junior member"?

  • mustang
    mustang

    The newbie is passing away. Just ashort time more...

    Seems to be 20.

    Mustang

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Mustang and Yerusylim -

    Simon posted this in the Announcements section: (at first I thought it might be a JW throw back, but if it's just a bit of fun I guess it's OK ;)

    ****
    In case you are new and wondering what all the 'master member' and 'jedi' labels are that people have, they are based on the number of posts made as follows:

    1-20 : Newbie
    21-50 : Junior
    51-200 : Senior
    201-1000 : Master
    1001-2000: Jedi
    2001+ : Emperor

    It's just a bit of fun to indicate how long / how much someone has used the forum. - Simon

    ****

    Personally I'd rather see something more theocratic like:

    publisher
    pioneer
    ministerial servant
    Elder
    Circuit Overseer
    Jesus Christ
    Bethelite
    GB member
    GB advisor

    Note: Women cannot advance beyond pioneer. (female Bethelites are the rare but silent exception the the watchtower rule)

  • dark clouds
    dark clouds

    Bruce:

    i noticed how Jesus Christ is kept low in the totem pole of your ranks, not quite worthy of bethelite status, huh?

    i feel this is no accident or mistake on your behalf. . .

    im afraid to ask where you rank Jehovah?

    CHUCK

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    G'day Dark Clouds,

    Just because I said I'd like to see these Theocratic rankings installed here doesn't mean I think they're any good. (I'm a sick kinky guy - ask anybody)

    unclebruce, who is repulsed by all cults including the mindnumbing StarTrek.*

    PS: I'm glad you never asked about how Jehovah ranks with me. (perhaps I forgot about him when typing that ... or perhaps he was on the privy or skiing the swiss alps ... perhaps the Brooklyn Bible Scholars are holding him for ransom till all the apostates apologise and hand their secret elders manuals back)

    *A lie - I do like Dr.Who, Red Dwarf, Good News Week and Landline.

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